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If you could sleep with one Font, which one would it be?

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Capitalism definitely has its faults but to be fair I spend most of my time watching reels of Indian street vendors

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They say if you eat pineapple right before you die your ashes taste good

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Are there any good writing groups/communities online where you can share and critique each other’s work? Or find a writing mentor? I write absurdist short stories and satire/comedy #writing

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FIGHTING ANTISEMITISM: Hey fellow Jews thanks to Director of Counseling, Nathalie Edmond at Villanova, 900 attending a lecture now believe your brain is OTHERED by Zionism! Sound like 1939? Write: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],

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Anyone have non-drug bingeing habits? Like I almost never play video games but 3-4 times a year I load up Civ VI and I literally cannot leave my computer for ~20 hours. I turn into a complete degenerate and I can’t help myself. Anyway, I’m very tired today. #CivVI #addict

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When I was a kid “skeet” was immortalized by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz. It wasn’t so much a real word as it was the energy of hyping something up. The raw essence of jubilation, if you will. It also meant ejaculate, I think. I think it’s fitting that we’re all using it here to come together.

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Perhaps a little redundant to post here, but we've made a statement on our subreddit about why we're shifting our focus here to Bluesky for social media outreach. www.reddit.com/r/AskHistori...

submitted 206 days ago • 21 comments

Just wanted to say thank you to the people who took a moment to like/repost any of the original content I’ve shared so far. I know it doesn’t seem like much, but the truth is I’ve never really shared my writing before—so even one person saying they liked it is a big deal to me! 🙏

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Me entire family is from Odessa, a Ukrainian city on the Black Sea. This is footage from the other night of its anti-air defenses repelling a massive Russian drone strike. #Ukraine #Odessa

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On weighing decisions, Søren Kierkegaard said “Do it or do not do it—you will regret both” which I thought meant there is an inherent arbitrariness in our decision-making, since the gratification from our choice is extinguished by doubt and mourning for the foregone alternative. #vss365 #philosophy

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Tryst of cold and dark A political Winter Huddle by the warmth #vss365 #haiku #poetry

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This reads like an Onion article @bencollins.bsky.social #TheOnion

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This is still my advice: Become a writer anyway. Fuck it, do it, it won't save you, but it's still a beautiful dream to write novels and short stories and poems and mingle with other dreamers and make art and laugh in the face of death. And writing is constant death. Live más.

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I’m frozen again Naive verdancy undone By our love’s Winter #DailyHaikuPrompt #ice #poetry

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(1/3) Robert Browning’s “Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came” (1855)

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Please remember that all of these cabinet appointments are part of a carefully orchestrated media circus meant to distract you from the fact that if you or a loved one were stationed at Camp Lejeune between the summers of 1953 and 1987 you may be entitled to financial compensation call now

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unremarkable knobs like Jake Paul beating up geriatric minorities in their million dollar swim trunks radiates such angry late stage roman empire vomitorium vibes

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Has anyone ever successfully deprogrammed a MAGA cultist? Thoughts? Tips? How-To Guides? YouTube Tutorial? #alternatereality #help

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As a washed up former athlete I gotta say: don’t do it kids. Don’t play sports. The glory is temporary but athlete’s foot, jock itch, and back pain are eternal. Follow me for more motivational sayings and life advice.

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Please remember that all of these cabinet appointments are part of a carefully orchestrated media circus meant to distract you from the fact that if you or a loved one were stationed at Camp Lejeune between the summers of 1953 and 1987 you may be entitled to financial compensation call now

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Now the void is talking back

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Does anyone have an organization solution for keeping track of which lies you’ve told which set of people?

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Yes it’s normal to lick stamps they’re called food stamps for a reason

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I consider Zelenskyy one of the greatest leaders in modern history, and here's why: - Many thought he would flee Kyiv right after Feb 2022. Instead, he stayed and decided to fight against Russian barbarism 1/6

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