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Imagine this sentence is profound. “Oh wow”, you thought. Father, Nurse, DM, he/him, millennial, villain, super genius, hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
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Gotta have a talk with the guy who named them ‘anti-protons’ when ‘negatrons’ was RIGHT THERE

I don’t know what idiot is in charge of marketing for top hats and capes but if I had one single inkling that they might come back in any sort, I’d immediately buy like fifty.

Just saw that I’m blocked by two people. Time to pump those numbers up. Marx was right. Communism will win. Trans rights are human rights. ACAB. Abolish prisons. Seize the means. Please stop taking animals’ kids away from them. Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie.

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

In my house, Dad Rock consists of: Korn System of a Down Rage Against the Machine Electric Six Deftones Slipknot Pantera Soulfly Black Dahlia Murder Coal Chamber Rob Zombie The Offspring Limp Bizkit Static-X The White Stripes You get the idea. Secretly, this is a #promosky post for moots. Thx.

Wow thank you all for the 31 followers. I especially owe it to the OnlyFans accounts. I wanna be upset, but sex work is work and I hate work but they’re just out here on their 9-5, killin it. Keep it up, ladies!

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

I hated when a big migration from Facebook to Instagram happened. I never hopped on the Snapchat bandwagon. I was never a big YouTube browser. Image-centric social media is whack. TikTok, short video algorithm based media, was the worst of them all. Reddit has been ok. Bluesky is a banger tho.

BONG

The Fantastic Mr. Fox is the only Thanksgiving movie I need.

If computers are so smart then why does Spotify keep trying to play the whole song of Baker Street when I only want the first sixty seconds?

I have modified my Bluesky account so that only beautiful people can read my posts.

Just a list of highly specific shit I enjoy. 🔥 DnD: Descent into Avernus ❄️ DnD: Rime of the Frostmaiden 📺 Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared 🩺 Critical Care Nursing ⛏️ Deep Rock Galactic 🎈 Doom ☀️ Solar Energy 🍕 Homemade dough 🗡️ FF V, VII, VIII, X 💰 Thrift Shopping 🎮 SM64, MK64 🥊 Homestar Runner 🎥 Classic Vines