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Imagine this sentence is profound.
“Oh wow”, you thought.
Father, Nurse, DM, he/him, millennial, villain, super genius, hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
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I was against murder my entire life but now for health reasons I’m a puppy breeder. I don’t sell them, I just raise them up to be dogs because it’s more satisfying to kill them when they’re bigger.
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🎼 Girls in bikinis 🎶
-Poppy
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RIP Jonkler
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Misspelling of ‘honkey’. Synonymous with ‘whitey’.
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Oh god. I didn’t do shit you asked me to do while you were gone and all I can offer is “wow you’re here early!” When you’re here at the exact expected time.
I did gain a few levels in #DeepRockGalactic tho. Rock and stone?
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Some people are comedic subs. They yearn for the insults.
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I hope more insurance CEO’s make Minecraft accounts and then join public lobbies and then are found out and then their character is perhaps brought to zero health by a creeper or whatever the hell is in Minecraft now. Dragons? I dunno it’s been like 15 years for me.
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Rock and stone in the heart!
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Noticing a distinct lack of 001
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The beginning of the end of you have chronic uncontrolled diabetes
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I used a label maker and named all of our wheeled equipment over the last month. We have an ultrasound named Ursula, a Doppler named Doretta, and a CorTrak named Tracy. The labels are in places that are hard to notice but easy to find. I’ve told no one.
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Sorry. Was in denial about my own age. Carry on. I am the ignoramus.
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BONG
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Put me in for 2026, coach!
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Clown mentioned
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(Note to self: Math joke that make this person look like an ignoramus goes here)
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Bluesky is 2016 Twitter, but in 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒
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*Scoffs* Dyson?
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Oh you like space? Name every star.
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An absolute internet classic.
Thank you for posting, king.
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He just comes at you so fast. You’re just sitting there minding your own business one day and then sudddenly someone yells out “Bullseye!”
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Is corny the opposite of evil, with normal in the middle? Or is corny kind of like adjacent to them both, making a triangle of sorts of the internet?
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🎷
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Give away your blood and steal the booze instead. The truly needy will get the blood and you get better booze than what you could have afforded anyway.
🧠
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It’s obviously a nut milk
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It was about birds and differentiating between males and females of the Cardinal species. They depicted two male cardinals together in multiple decoration pieces.
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I’m in the top 100%
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This is literally ONE hip wtf. Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of Onion Person you get poisoner? Which is super bad.
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Ok fine. Where do I purchase “The Bar” pack? Is it part of a bigger set? Does the Fine Beautiful Women have value from its rarity or its usefulness in tourneys?
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Hope you’re having a nice gay.
Sorry, my intrusive thoughts are puns.
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CUPS (SIMULTANEOUSLY): I SHALL KILL YOU, AND I WILL DO WHATEVER I CAN TO MAKE YOUR DEATH QUICK.
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Are we using the term Bozo pejoratively?
Well, Bozo would probably be cool with it honestly.
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Yes! Someone that lists D&D before BG3
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My mother: What a handsome git. Imma name my son after him.
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Looks like a lot of pages just to describe chairs and phenyl sticks.