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staceyexplosion.bsky.social
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If you pay for room and board at the hospital you should be able to be put into a coma for a predetermined length of time. Gimme a 27 day one

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by Jenna7

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“Porn” is a public good. “Porn” is the sign of a healthy, open society. “Porn” is record of the diversity of sexual expression. “Porn” brings people joy, access to parts of themselves that they may not have another way to express. It’s worth defending on its own.

submitted 9 hours ago • 13 comments

Joanna Lumley can do no wrong

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

The app does NOT remember where you were when you switch screens on a foldable 😓

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

so it is written

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now let’s wake THIS UP!

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[Batman snapping the abstract and platonic concept of generative ai over his knee] this is the weapon of the enemy. We will not use it. We do not need it.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Today we move uninhibited and with confidence

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After spending the weekend harassing me on Twitter, IG, & Threads, @isaachayes3.bsky.social invited me onto #Fanbase to have a "discussion" about why he spent the weekend harassing me. Ironic to accuse me of "clout chasing" when this was clearly a ploy to drive traffic to his app.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

POV: You’re a parent at JC Penny in 1992 and you can’t see your kids but you can hear them

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

I stand on white people's heads here because 1) a GRIP of y'all follow me and I still don't know how this happened 2) you still have time to fix the problem of racism within your micro and mezzo levels of community. Why are you asking people online what you can ask a search engine (NOT CHATGPT!)?

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

We turned the party!!! 🥰♥️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

my hip joints creaking in my spindly legs

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even Boaz was a little ripe

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A Fresh Prince animated series would be 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

Lay hands on him

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seen in newark, new jersey 🔥

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

Friiiiieedddd chickkennnnn

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Don’t think I’ll ever reach the level of maturity required to prevent this

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Living well is the best revenge. But the second best revenge is the Excruciation Engine, held in a top secret archive under the Vatican.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

None of them realize she’s talking to US specifically, not them, either. One of the things I despise about social media, because those folks cannot grasp that they’re almost never the target audience when we’re talking.

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Real life ain't nothing like the movies- bad guys win all the time 🗒

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

Please salute my 25 month old daughter who consumed an entire Costco hot dog today. When we told her “we’re going to Costco now!” after her soccer practice, she immediately squealed “HOT DOG” and very much backed that up.

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That and “bloody hell”

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Literally. Figuratively. Potentially. Actually. THEE girl.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Who doesn’t adore Doechii?!? And how is it possible?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Butterfly in the sky A genetic misfire tried Take a look , Let Stacey cook It’s reading Rainbow!!!! She read him EVERYTHING His pissy room Dollar Store David Duke It’s reading RAINBOW!!!!! Reading Rainbow

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them: ur so quiet me: thanks im not comfortable around u

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nice and sloppy for the freaks out there

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

This just be my favorite set to date. #nailsky

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Good morning friends for breakfast I present an Obsidian Sacred Cat Orb, aka the Scorb, with her favorite hamburger. Behold the Zwicky Scorb.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Colorism intersecting w/ jealousy because she is SUPREMELY talented.

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The pizza chips were god tier.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrTZ...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

submitted 6 days ago • 67 comments

Reminder for my mutuals: misgendering is violence and never okay. No, not even if it is done to "people who deserve it". If your willingness to use the correct pronouns or name for someone depends on if you like them then you're not a safe person to be around. Same if you tolerate when others do it.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

she could have used one of these

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Fascist freaks eat shit and die mad in the driveway, this house never answers a cop-knock

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment