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Horror nerd, coffee addict and cat mama. My blood type is Ruby Woo and my humour is going to send me straight to hell.
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Getting smoked so badly in a rap beef that folks IN YOUR OWN HOMETOWN are chanting for an encore of your opponent’s #1 hit song calling you a colonizing p*dophile. Ahhhh man.

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Not actually confronting the abusive dipshit and just engaging the victim in conversation is a really effective way to defuse these situations. The dipshit thrives on attention and wants the confrontation so pulling it from them deflated them incredibly quickly.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

in 2017, I overheard a Latina academic being harangued by a horrid old American MAGA at the airport in Lisbon. I forcibly inserted myself into the conversation to ask her about Portuguese food: she instantly got what I was doing and played along, and he got confused and left anyway, suggested move

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Cute how they keep inventing new names to help women not realise they’re autistic

submitted 15 hours ago • 67 comments

They joke, but this will probably be his defence. newsthump.com/2025/06/13/i...

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

In 2006 David Walliams performed a Little Britain charity gala at the Hammersmith Apollo. Playing a character called Des Kaye, a "fictional, gay, former children's entertainer and sex offender", Walliams would invite people onstage to play "Hide the Sausage".

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Just posting some pictures of men. No reason

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

#NoSleepForICE #ICEOutOfLA - Hilton Garden Inn in #Arcadia

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

I have a joke about Cassandra, but you won’t believe it

submitted 399 days ago • 12 comments

I have a joke about Icarus, but it doesn’t land well.

submitted 399 days ago • 9 comments

If you - or someone you know - needs a confidential chat about a comedian / author in the headlines, I’m here. It’s been a privilege to be trusted by so many people so far and I’ve never stopped working on this. Every story counts.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I have a joke about Echo, but it's just a slightly weaker version of a joke I've already made.

submitted 399 days ago • 0 comments

I have a joke about Erysichthon, after you’ve heard it you’ll be hungry for more.

submitted 399 days ago • 1 comment

I have a joke about Lot’s Wife but it’s too salty.

submitted 399 days ago • 9 comments

i have a joke about tantalus. well, not quite

submitted 399 days ago • 4 comments

i have a joke about narcissus but im the only one who would get it

submitted 399 days ago • 1 comment

I have a joke about oedipus and my mom says it's great

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I have a joke about Sisyphus, but it goes on and on...

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I have a joke about Midas that’s pure gold

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I have a joke about Medusa but it's stone cold

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I wanted to make a joke about Athena but jokes don't just spring forth from your head fully-formed, you know

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

I have one about Sisyphus but it's a heavy lift

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I have a joke about the Odyssey but it takes a while to get there.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I have a joke about a cyclops, but Nobody is going to get it.

submitted 19 hours ago • 13 comments

I have a joke about Hector but it’s a drag.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I have a joke about Aphrodite. You’re gonna love it.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I have a joke about Hades you'll die for.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I have a joke about Zeus, you'll be thunderstruck by it

submitted 16 hours ago • 36 comments

I've a joke about Ariadne 🧵

submitted 15 hours ago • 26 comments

Private Eye exposing again the utter idiocy of our politics. This sums up *exactly* how Farage and Reform get rocket-boosted by a media, drunk on sensationalist nonsense. Unserious and irresponsible but it’ll be up to us to prove them wrong.

submitted 17 hours ago • 68 comments

Cuomo going full racist Islamophobe out of pure desperation. What a pathetic loser.

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’

submitted 57 days ago • 331 comments

that's a big cat

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They'll never grasp that trans rights - like everything else - is about bodily autonomy. Transition, detransition, dabble with hormones, try a new gender in a new town, have a girl day or a boy day or a non-binary day, paint your nails, grow your hair, shave or don't, no one gives a shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Following the success of the SILENT HILL 2 remake, Konami has announced that Bloober Team will tackle a fresh take on 1999’s SILENT HILL.

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