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Yep I’m in one of these troupes. So come see me do things between bar manager duties.

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Why test on animals when there are oligarchs out there who are destroying our planet and our country?

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Nothing like happily drinking your coffee only to look down and see a large floof of orange cat hair floating on top of it. #ewwww #dammitkitty

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"Tyranny requires your fear and your silence and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage." -- @govpritzker.illinois.gov

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-The Question: How the hell did we get here? -The Answer: Citizens United.

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Here’s the ad @washingtonpost.com declined to run. It would be a shame if everyone somehow saw it… Credit to @democracydocket.com for posting it.

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“Why are so few young people having kids?” I don’t know. Maybe because they want to be able to see their kids grow up and thrive which isn’t fucking possible anymore.

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He is a perfect cinnamon roll. I will not be taking any questions on this topic

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Watching my neighbor shovel his driveway while snow is blowing off his roof directly onto the driveway. Kind of a good metaphor for being a decent human during the current admin.

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Shit, is that what makes me do that?

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Collins falls for the “Gullible is written on the ceiling” joke every single time.

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Saw a Cybertruck on the road after this morning’s snowstorm and it was covered with road salt, can’t wait to see how that situation evolves

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If they are planning on gutting Social Security and Medicare, we should at least be repaid all the money we’ve paid into it and aren’t yet eligible to collect. Hell, I’d even be fine with treating it like 401k funds - tax penalty unless you roll it into a retirement account. Fever dream, I know.

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I think you’ve all earned this picture of my orange boy putting up with my shit.

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As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community. No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality. Hate has no home here.

submitted 15 days ago • 1286 comments

Rioters violently assaulted the Capitol on Jan 6, but literal members of Congress won’t nudge a rent-a-cop to stop a coup. Dems are doing all wrong.

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Ok did my daily news and social media catch up earlier than usual. Now I want to go back to sleep, but this time in a closet surrounded by stuffies.

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“Women over 40 are invisible.” That’s not entirely true. If we were totally invisible we would’ve already robbed you all blind, bought a deserted island, and be spending our days petting cats and casting spells.

submitted 16 days ago • 112 comments

As Elon Musk continues to talk about subsidies, let’s remember that he is the LARGEST GOVT SUBSIDIES RECIPIENT in the country!

submitted 17 days ago • 459 comments

I’m old enough to remember when y’all lost your minds over a blow job, but a traitor and his foreign born jumping-minion take a blow torch to our government and your response is “LFG”. So, is it just that you’re fucking stupid?

submitted 18 days ago • 688 comments

How is douchewaffle in charge of government efficiency when all his actions are going to inevitably lead to millions, possibly billions, of taxpayer dollars spent on litigation?

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All these fuckers bitched and moaned about immigrants, but now they have a literal immigrant throwing his weight around the federal government. I can only SEE one difference between Elonia and the people currently being targeted. I’ll let y’all guess.

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"Do you feel safe flying?" Look. I don't even feel safe being alive anymore.

submitted 22 days ago • 18 comments

None of us voted for Elon Musk to do shit.

submitted 23 days ago • 655 comments

Proof you don’t mess with yarn ladies.

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I miss this guy. This is what we could have had instead of JD “I have no spine” Vance.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Just deactivated my X account after almost 15 years. I know it’s just a drop in the bucket, but it still felt good. Elongated Muskrat can eat a whole bag of dicks.

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Why do all of this administration’s announcements have big “National Enquirer” headline energy? Oh right, because they are also rooted in lies.

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How people look defending Donald Trump and Elon Musk when they don't give a fuck about them.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It seems like for roughly 2 minutes after the shocking events of WWII, the world collectively stopped admiring Being a Dick culture. Then gradually it started admiring bits and pieces of it, until Being a Dick came back into style in the 80's. Now it's come back for its dumb, evil crescendo, again

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The only regret I have about canceling my Amazon Prime subscription is no longer getting surprise gifts from the sleepy version of myself.

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I feel like I should reciprocate a little for all these wonderful cat pics that bring a little brightness to our current hellscape. Here’s my old ass orange boy:

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Looking for an inclusive and welcoming place in the Chicago burbs to make up stories and meet some funny people? Come check out @bitimprov.bsky.social! We have an abundance of bald white guys with beards, but that was completely by accident. Come even things out.

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