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food porn connoisseur, baker, gamer (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 gray/ace I keep my profile relatively SFW but still 18+ only please @phiefx.bsky.social calls me hubby I make the best cookies
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Season 1 X-files Scully-core

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軽トラが欲しい

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Breakfast 🍞

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But seriously could this hero be any sexier?!

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bread basket

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I'm sorry Catdog the name of this episode is WHAT?!

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I cannot, repeat CANNOT, recommend this game highly enough if you like psychological horror. The old school poly visuals are awesome, and the atmosphere in the game is so cool. Was so glued to it I beat it in one sitting.

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The sprawling metropolis of Tokyo in 1995 - as seen in SimCity 2000.

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i maintain that hardcore christians are the BEST shitposters

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he looks so GOOFY 😭

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More Anubi

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Find an unsafe toy? Report it to CPSC on SaferProducts.gov!

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WHAT A SHOWDOWN! Komander and QT Marshall waged war over the ROH World TV Title! WatchROH.com

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fishtank feline 🐯🐟

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midnight snack

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Leshen sketch from 2023 🌱

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Coach Shark

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Aw, heck. I found it! www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

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This is a little experiment. I wanted to see what could I draw in 5 minutes. With only 5 minutes, I had to have a clear idea of what I wanted to draw before pressing the start button on the stopwatch (I spent more time thinking about the drawing than drawing). It was an interesting exercise!

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....but if you want to know how i really feel: happy vallenfarts dot jpg day

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Is this new horror comedy starring Tim Robinson the cure for male loneliness?

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what did Google mean by this

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Remember the reason for the season

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Comic Buddies 💬🖋

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Anyone interested in interacting with my steamy chasm?

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Chibi commish for @aspenshadow.bsky.social! 🎵

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Super Bowl Party Guest Brings Something Called ‘Ham Plinkies’ theonion.com/super-b...

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Feeling a little.. big inspired by @purplecider.bsky.social 💦

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The World We Make 🌱 #art #characters #coyote-and-badger

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Always anchor your TVs and furniture to the wall.

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Don't tell Dexter I said this, but my sister's dog is also a GOOD BOY YES HE IS! HEEZA GOOD BOY!

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The news needs a National Susan Collins Concern Advisory System that's just different shades of beige on the scale.

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If you don't think America is corrupt, Pam Bondi, the Florida Attorney General who took a bribe, was sworn in as the US Attorney General by Clarence Thomas, a SCOTUS Justice who routinely takes bribes.

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Dedicated to all of you who have really juicy butts that just can’t get contained in those pants 🤤

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January Master of the Realm request for @vtmag.bsky.social Seems they ran into a slight snag during their getaway 💚 If you'd like to participate in polls or throw in your own requests consider joining my subscriber discord, I'd love to have you www.patreon.com/draite subscribestar.adult/draite

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#LunaSanctus Piersくん

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H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hot to go! Spin your partner do-si-do. Grab your backpack, ¡vamenos!

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Precious cargo on board

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GOD FUCKING DAMN this old incompetent bastard of a senate minority leader is seriously live tweeting through a coup like it'll do a single fucking thing!

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