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Definitely NSFW. You will see parts. The Standard of All Toms, and it's not even my actual name. Married to the Amazing Phil! I have a shit ton of cats and ADHD. I like nerdy stuff like science fiction and databases, and tragically uncool music.
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😃♥️
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If I did that, I’d cease to exist.
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🎶🎸
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Mounjaro does the same thing to me.
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🤣
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I think there’s a lot of overlap too. I was thinking I might even have come out with that answer.
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Makes me wonder what a group of soft alphas would be like gathered together. 😂
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LOL this is what I got too.
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WOW
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This is pretty amazing.
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Fucking wow.
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NICE
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You could have a side gig as a pressure washer!
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They’re pretty hypnotic.
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You *are* very cute today.
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Oh god, I wish!
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I got messy that way for a while as well. I’ve been attempting to amp things up a bit more lately, too. It’s a constant battle between my personal sense of style and my laziness.
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RAWR. Also, what brand is the underwear?
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😻😻
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Matching your shoes to your shirt… you are my kind of human.
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Wow, that’s pretty amazing. 😍
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It needs to snow in Atlanta more often!
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Happy birthday! 😃
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🙋♂️
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Similar for me. I met a number of my friends via LJ, and most especially my husband, though we were just friends-of-friends back then.
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That wiener and those legs! 😍
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Please do!
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Same. Why can’t we have nice things?
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I’ve always avoided things I’m not perfect at too, and I need to stop that.
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I hope you feel better and get the answers you need soon!
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And those cannonball calf muscles. 😍
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I’ll volunteer!
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It’s a nice change of pace.
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No, stay right there and do that for a while. 😍
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One of my favorite places.
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Merry Christmas, you guys!
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Also, you have great balls, btw.
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Yes, you do. 😍
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This is very much me too.
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I need those.
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I like y’all’s spin on domestic bliss.
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This is very nice.
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I’m a both kind of guy.
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Could we alternate days of this?
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It’s a good day.
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Ok so you’re the *big* brother!