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I'm a standup comedian in London, but like one of the bad ones you see when your local pub does a free comedy night and you wish you'd just stayed in and watched Netflix instead.
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Finally admitted defeat and bought a skull-shaver.

Start mentally preparing yourself for the fact that frog-face is probably going to be PM at some point. This is the timeline we live in.

A zombie apocalypse game set in medieval Birmingham? Yes fucking please! youtu.be/HeGMGD6e5gE?...

When you get to middle age, all the older people who you met early in your career start dying. It's not quite the same as losing friends and family, but it's still disconcerting.

People who use dashes instead of semi-colons are pond scum.

Oblivion Remaster - fuck yes.

You're all really into this pope stuff, huh?

Formula One Racing is just a competition to see who can make the fastest chair.

At least once a week I think about a bloke I used to work with who unironically told me he didn't believe in the Romans because "how can anybody know what really happened thousands of years ago?"

My kids are laughing at the Simpsons "B Sharps" episode without understanding a single one of the cultural references. They've never even heard of the Beatles. Idiots.

Why do people like this? #doctorwho

BooooooooOOOOOooooo! variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Are we human, or are we hamster?

Eerily prophetic German magazine cover from 2016...

I think deep down, I always knew I'd eventually end up giving handjobs for cash. www.independent.co.uk/life-style/g...

You telling me the west Germanic spring goddess, Ēostre, laid this chocolate egg with a bag of maltesers in it?

Just finished Adolescence - does nobody else think the main problem was why the fuck are they letting a 13 year old kid wander around town at 9pm?