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Not shocking but the damage will be.

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He started to look for problems that didn't exits. On Tuesday he ate the FDA but was still hungry. On Wednesday he ate science but was still hungry. On Thursday he ate common sense but was still hungry...

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Target's shareholders lost $15 billion of net worth in their holdings of Target common stock when Target announced they were dropping DEI initiatives.

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Sure, let’s put some armour on that and take it into battle. Ha ha ha. What a joke.

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#CanadaSky are you looking for a good cry? This is beautifully executed and caught me right in the chest. Thanks to @standupmonkey.bsky.social for completely trashing my morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bguD...

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With everything going on even Cupid is like, “f this, I’m taking a smoke break!”

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Sassoon indicates she was ready to hit Eric Adams with an obstruction conspiracy charge "We have proposed a superseding indictment that would add an obstruction conspiracy count based on evidence that Adams destroyed and instructed others to destroy evidence and provide false information to the FBI"

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In his very first act as head of the HHS, RFK Jr. announces "those flashing lights on ambulances, which I believe cause syphilis, will all be replaced with giant dripping brains that I'll chainsaw out of whale heads." #DoingGreatAmerica

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"Heroin Brain Worm and the Conspiracies" is a great name for a punk band, but an awful choice for head of the HHS. #RFKJrConfirmation 💩🇺🇸

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Just for fun, Miguel Díaz-Canel should 100% change the name of the Straits of Florida to "El Estrecho de La Habana". I'd also accept "The They/Them Not Strait" or "The Say Gay Waterway". #GulfOfMexico #ComeOnCuba🇨🇺 🤣

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Despite Kanye tweeting that HE DID, there is zero evidence that proves he had sex with Ivanka Trump while she was married to Jared Kushner. What an awful lie to makes about this beautiful family!

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Looks like I'm doing the Mississauga Funko Expo! Sunday, February 16th at the Hilton Hotel. 6750 Mississauga Rd. Mississauga, Ontario. I have cool #totaldramaisland, #Snoopy, #6teen, #ScaredySquirrel 8x10s to sign, and some SNOOPY Funko Pops for sale too. LET'S DO IT.

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It was funny when they had the shot count wrong; less funny when they got it right. #GoSensGo

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Lots of new followers! Here’s the trailer for some work I’m really proud of: a film about medical gaslighting, aging, “The Substance before The Substance”: vimeo.com/879908370 Currently finishing up our festival run, and I’ll share distribution/viewing opportunities as soon as I can.

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hell yeah

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Hey Hatton, have yourself a lovely little dose of donkey. @sarahhattonartist.com

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It was NEVER about "fairness in high school sports" or "protecting young kids who are being indoctrinated" it was always about eliminating Trans people from existence. We knew it. We screamed it. We were called liars. #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️❤️ www.axios.com/2024/01/10/t...

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“I hereby order you to unring that bell” said the judge loudly to be heard over the ringing bell.

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If you are a person who loves being fit and healthy and toned, I can tell you that it would probably be better for you to eat a whole large pizza every single day of your life than to get long covid.

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Vance should ask Brennan how to make his eyeliner look more natural.

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You won’t eradicate us with your hate and executive orders. #stoptheoligarchy

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It’s not like she hasn’t been dropping clues!

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Johnny MAGA is so sensitive I have to assume he’s all nipple.

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OMG, renaming it the Gulf of America has lowered the cost of eggs by fucking nothing. Well done Republicans!!

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There are legitimate critiques of AOC on this or that issue from the left. But really, if there were 100 more representatives like her in Congress, we’d be living in a very different country. She represents what the Democratic Party must become.

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Oh man, remember the good ol' days...

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Nice work! 🤣😂🤣

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Did Sebrango ask Dowd if he wanted "to go" on his very first NHL shift??? Love it. #GoSensGo

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Had to stop watching the Bondi confirmation hearing. I was getting too angry and the Dems version of “tough” is pathetic. If this is the level of fight they’ve got just give Trump a crown and call him king.

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Neil Gaiman shouldn’t be treated like an extreme outlier. It’s not fame or following that enables men like Gaiman to act the way they do. It’s power. And power can be A-list celebrity status or it can be the head of any ordinary household or a leader in any local community.

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"Regarding his personal conduct, Mr. Hegseth has admitted to falling short, AS WE ALL DO FROM TIME TO TIME." Woah. Is this U.S. Senator for Mississippi, Roger Wicker, admitting that he has also sexually assaulted women? And why do elected Republicans downplay SA all the time?

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Hey @drjengunter.bsky.social thought you'd like to know I worked this story into my stand up routine last Saturday night at The Papermill Theatre in Toronto (as well as a bit about Menopause Manifesto) and sang your praises. You received significant applause of acknowledgment. ❤️

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Consent should always be clearly and freely communicated.

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