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Zero-for-3 Fetterman would fit in the Phillies lineup

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God Who Took Form Of Swan Finding It Much Harder To Seduce Women Than Expected theonion.com/god-who...

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It’s day five in Occupied California, and people are engaging in dangerous behavior like walking their dogs and eating lunch. Thank goodness the marines are on their way to put a stop to this.

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Trump giving a partisan political speech on a military base to active duty troops, something that George Washington said in his farewell address to the nation that a president should never do. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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NEW: Judge Breyer balks at Gavin Newsom's request to block the Trump admin's use of the National Guard and Marines TODAY. He orders briefing tomorrow, followed by hearing Thursday. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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TRUMP: Los Angeles would be burning today, just like their houses were burning months ago. Generations of Army heroes did not shed their blood on distant shores only to watch our country be destroyed by invasion ... as commander in chief, I will not let that happen FORT BRAGG TROOPS: Hurrrraa!

submitted 16 hours ago • 548 comments

The dangers of zoom depositions - someone just screamed “shut up b*tch” on the record when Plaintiff’s attorney started trying to lecture the defense attorneys about when to object. The person clearly thought they were on mute and yelling at their screen. 😳

submitted 18 hours ago • 28 comments

things are going just great

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Official White House comms out here protecting free speech from government interference.

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CNN Reporter to Police: He’s press, he’s with me Police Officer: You grabbing me? Get away from me

submitted 15 hours ago • 266 comments

command + f yep still there

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World War I, World War II, who’s counting?

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President Donald Trump warned Tuesday that people who protest at his planned military parade will be met "with very heavy force." The parade, to be held this Saturday in Washington, D.C., will mark the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary. Saturday is also Trump's birthday.

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lol ABC News just fired Terry Moran when these people pretend in 10-20 years that they did their best to stop what's happening during the press tour for their memoirs feel free to ignore them

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GOOD NEWS: The Georgia Supreme Court ruled that the Republican-led State Elections Board exceeded its authority in passing a handful of controversial anti-voting rules last year. Paige Moskowitz and I explain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=16wS...

submitted 14 hours ago • 48 comments

I don't see any way this could possibly go wrong.

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Trump is really leaning into his lie that the protesters in Los Angeles are being paid by some nefarious force

submitted 14 hours ago • 323 comments

Arrest me, foolish fellow, if thou dar’st.

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real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

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Durbin to Bhattacharya: "I can't understand it. I disagree w/ this admin on so many things. But this is the one that really gets to me personally. To think this nation would walk away from medical research. For God's sake...cancer, your budget requests a 38% cut to the National Cancer Institute"

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Having a pro-human extinction Secretary of Health and Human Services seems bad.

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MURRAY: I want to know what's the total number of employees who left the agency as a result of the administration's personnel actions? BHATTACHARYA: We'll get those numbers MURRAY: I told you I was gonna ask for this. How come you don't have it? B: My misunderstanding M: I was being very clear

submitted 22 hours ago • 483 comments

they're all in a chat together and "strategize" talking points

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“Another instance of charge first, investigate later.”

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Last week, the mayor of Chalon-sur-Saone in France banned display of Palestine's flag in the city as well as "all pro-Palestine demonstrations."

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Yes, yes, the third-rate fifth-place white victim is certainly less famous than the 11-time Olympic medalist. She's the one grifting for fame, Riley. Not you. Her. Yes.

submitted 21 hours ago • 38 comments

"Sounds like all three to me" -- Pete Hegseth suggests the United States is under invasion by a foreign nation, prompting the need for troops in Los Angeles

submitted 21 hours ago • 170 comments

"Do you think states should or should not be allowed to require adults to verify their age by uploading a copy of their government-issued ID in order to access porn websites?" Should: 47% Should Not: 30% YouGov / June 9, 2025

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Probably a bad idea to move all those troops and tanks to the other side of the country for President Trump's I'm a Special Boy Parade

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NEW: Leland Lehrman is the new executive director of the MAHA Institute, a policy organization with ties to RFK. In the mid-2000s, Lehrman promoted 9/11 conspiracy theories and argued repeatedly that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion is legitimate: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Pentagon says deploying Marines and National Guard to protests in Los Angeles will cost $134 million.

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🇪🇺 EU officially presents 18th sanctions package against Russia: bans use of Nord Stream 1&2 pipeline infrastructure, lowers oil price cap from $60 to $45/barrel, and disconnects 22 more Russian banks from SWIFT. European Commission continues tightening economic pressure.

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DNI Tulsi Gabbard repeats Putin’s talking points today, releasing an unhinged video where she claims that “political elites” want a nuclear war with Russia because they have sophisticated bomb shelters that will help them survive it.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1678 comments

always struck by how everyone who screams “we’re full” citing the strain on services is also viciously opposed to the safety net

submitted 1 day ago • 214 comments

President Trump promised ‘IMMEDIATE’ peace on ‘DAY 1’ in Ukraine, and in Israel and Gaza. 140 days into this atrocious administration, there is still no peace nor any sign of it. Just grift, corruption and incompetence at a scale never seen before, here and abroad.

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Of course, this is why they're still shouting that the victims of these roundups are violent criminals, even as we see them targeting elementary schools and construction sites. And this is why it's important to keep sharing examples of the people they're actually going after.

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

This prick is looking for any excuse to put the military in the streets

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"Oh, all of them, Katie."

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The bleach community (no, not the anime, but literal bleach) is really, really happy for RFK Jr. to be in a position of power. They think he can make their dreams of using toxic bleach as a solution to treat everything—from cancer to autism—come true. wrd.cm/3TnpMzb

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Not one Missouri GOP lawmaker who uses the quip "taxation is theft" has ever returned his taxpayer-funded pay...

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A herring is a fish. When a herring is preserved by salting and smoking, it turns red and smells. It's so pungent that it's a great diversion to distract hunting dogs from their trail. Now, a ‘red herring’ refers to anything that diverts attention from the issue at hand.

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