starfig.bsky.social
~God must've landed here, why else would he strand us here?~
Born in the grand ol' year of 1983
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Beautifully enormous. Love that Legosi's trapped in his own inflated body at that size... Awesome pic sir.
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Everything is fucking wonderful!
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Nacelle's Moo Mesa figures are lookin' real good too.
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That yummy satisfied face n'burp. Cah-yute.
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blinked, but it was like it'd screen grabbed the desktop, but this black "smolder" on one side, and nothing responded...no mouse movement, etc. But the mouse WAS working "underneath" because when I closed it and reopened it was normal again, and I had accidentally opened a file. So...yeah...
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Property values go up when you're in the ass shade. :9
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A happy ending... though Earl is a visible-from-space scaly blot on Pangea, and he is taking up a lot of real estate. A monument to dinosaur ingenuity and gluttony.
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The impact sends waves of rolling fat along the miles of scaly lardy landscape. At that size Earl is no worse for wear "Oof, that smarts though..." though a truly volcanic belch erupts that'd gotten shaken loose. Who knew saving all dino-kind could feel so good?
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Earl's left a near shapeless blob, and just in time, too, as the meteor enters the atmosphere and collides with the dino-dough!
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The crew scramble, pushing the pumps to their limits, which kicks the hoses and floods Earl with more of the fattening slurry. The dino dad swells and swells at a steady rate, becoming more of a monstrous lard balloon. The suit's limit is reached and begins shredding, revealing Earl's green scales
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However, a twist where the calculations were off and their initial required size for the "cushion" isn't big enough to stop the meteor...oh no, what now? Mr. Richfield makes the ~selfless~ decision- putting the program into overdrive. "Like Hell am I dying now! I just got a brand new TV! DO IT!"
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The white suit stretching with his fattened body as Earl's bulk rolls across the landscape; becoming a spread out, flabby balloon across the expected impact point. Earl's of course blissed out, swimming in his endless fat and ego. He's a -hero-.
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with red trim, and plenty of WESAYSO corporate markings and sponsors all over. After all, why not have paid advertisements on the dino that will have all eyes on him? Things go as expected and Earl is tube fed, allowing his body to balloon to considerably vast sizes over a short period of time.
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Cue B.P. Richfield offering up Earl Sinclair as a candidate for the "position" given all of Earl's long list of qualifications (that Mr. Richfield refuses to expound on). "You're already fatheaded enough Sinclair!" Throw in a short training program, and Earl in an astronaut-esque suit, all white-
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The corporation has its own "specialist" who offers up Operation Pangea Cushion. This, of course, requires the "sacrifice" of a brave dinosaur that is fattened to such an extreme level that they pad the impact point with their tremendous blubber, saving all life on the planet.
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Love how much butt blubber Spyro's got there.
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That Jack O' Lantern scarecrow speaks to me
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Oh, well happy birthday to you!
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Oh I noticed that too. And the extreme jiggle physics at work on his belly.
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NECA's doing 2012, I believe they come out later this year actually...but yeah, they've shown off all the turtles, foot, Shredder, teased Splinter and Slash.
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Oh my God, dude, nice! You don't have to have played it to be doing good things with it, clearly. :9
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If you want the figure you have to order it off Aliexpress. Premium DNA didn't pay the factory for the figures, so the entire stock got dumped on Ali. That preorder won't ever come in.
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Once I pay rent, that'll eat up this Wednesday's paycheck almost entirely, so I'll still be sitting with no significant food+gas money and I have a jar of peanut butter and a bag of rice currently. Been selling things on eBay but that's stalled at the moment, and time doesn't sit on my side there.
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That is such a great shot!
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Ooh, growing on/standing on the navel like that, that's incredible. Really, really like that.
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I really like that tail bloat.
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Oh, yeah, real bad time for that. The Haslab Cantina dio has people trying to go back and get anyone they skipped on just to fill that out.
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Oh no, that's incredibly hot. The belly crush and then those faces, wow.
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Precious thing!