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starkrexcline.bsky.social
30. He/him. Lifelong learner, Thunder fan, lover of storytelling in all forms; broken.
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friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night. me: *covering phone* that’s a bit extreme genie: Two wishes left.

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

*Nico Harrison coming down from cocaine* “Uhhhhh”

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

Anora was wonderful, completely deserving of all the love. Not my favorite movie of the year, but certainly worthy of the best picture won. Mikey Madison is spectacular

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Wicked for best production? I’m wickedly rolling my eyes

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I saw Anora last night and have not been able to stop thinking about the ending since

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Every Severance episode is haymaker straight to the jaw

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Idk who Andrew Tate is and at this point I refuse to learn

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

A pale light beckons

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Lakers fans are chanting “Thank You, Nico” 😭😭😭

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

A gray ghost, yet the pain is corporeal

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Grace is gone Molten wax, a snuffed wick Nothing but ash

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Just doing the best I can

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

There are no heroes, there never were. There are only victors

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

"Are white people naming their kids Jalen too? Is that acceptable?" are questions my lady just asked me. I'm just trying to watch the game dawg.

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

A rose-colored dental dam

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

[brad pitt screaming and crying]

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

Nolan white-washing the Odyssey 💔

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll wear glass shoes, and plastic wrap

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

A new week to find ways to ruin my life

submitted 25 days ago • 14 comments

Just had coffee for the first time in a month, I can lift “two” cars right now!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentines Day, I miss my dog!!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not disappointed; I'm just mad

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

This is literally the only item right now on the Yeezy website that the Super Bowl ad sent millions of people to last night. The entire site is just a swastika shirt for sale.

submitted 32 days ago • 172 comments

"oop, can't forget this" - Anthony Davis before packing the haunted tiki amulet he found on the beach in his suitcase before leaving for Dallas

submitted 31 days ago • 14 comments

I’m not having a good time lately!!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s get weird!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Bro, do you even rend your garments in despair when your plight becomes grievous

submitted 66 days ago • 19 comments

Fault line epicenter The fault is mine, fault of mine Nothing left in me

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about shutting my brain off for a month, then turning it back on again. Sometimes these defective models need to be left alone for a while

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone?

submitted 71 days ago • 249 comments

Storm clouds swallow Light squeezed from existence Lightning envelops

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

ME: my resolution is to have less enemies WIFE: so you’re going to be nicer to people ME: *staring forlornly into the distance* there must be another way

submitted 70 days ago • 14 comments

TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies

submitted 74 days ago • 21 comments

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

submitted 74 days ago • 394 comments