ME: my resolution is to have less enemies
WIFE: so you’re going to be nicer to people
ME: *staring forlornly into the distance* there must be another way
WIFE: so you’re going to be nicer to people
ME: *staring forlornly into the distance* there must be another way
Comments
Fewer of these.
ME: (squints eyes)
Oh. Oh wait. Never mind.
ME: change that to “only local enemies”