starkrichdale.bsky.social
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So true bestie
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Get their asses
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The posters equivalent of hearing “seven days,” sadly
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ICE regularly goes to those other places. It’s so normal you don’t even notice
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I see why the critics didn’t like this one but having watched them back to back I’m going 3 1 6 4 5 2. Middle of the pack
I’m actually excited for New Nightmare tho
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Remove your 3D glasses moment
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Holy shit this woman with zero martial arts training is a literal ninja
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Immediate transition to gratuitous 3D
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Robert Englund has a pretty solid moment ngl
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Damn karate lady actually has the same brass knuckle knife from Sinners. Fuckin sick
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This shit probably hits so hard if you have 3D glasses and have taken a couple Quaaludes
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I love they did a “put on your 3D glasses” moment in the movie
This series deserves more credit for being on the frontier of technology that isn’t quite baked
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This is now a karate lady stan account
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I was gonna say Billy Zane’s sister deserved better but I looked up her filmography and she had a decent career
Good for her
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Karate lady just did a leg sweep on a heavy bag
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Oh hell yeah the black dream shrink is immune to Freddy’s Yakubian magic. I assume he gets super murdered
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Freddy’s doing some straight up Roadrunner-ass shit in this movie. I get why it was poorly received at the time, but it ages pretty well in the context of the other movies
The Flanderization of Freddy is better than the original, actually
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Ngl saying “nothing is going to get me off this bed” and then the bed immediately catching on fire is a pretty good bit
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I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad
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Really wasn’t expecting so much slapstick. A surprise, but a welcome one
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Most normal Marietta resident
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Hell yeah Freddy likes to have a good time
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Freddy gettin silly with it
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I love the backstory of one of The Dipshits is he was made deaf by his mom using Q-tips in his ear
Bitch didn’t know the special technique
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The Dipshits reference John Doe telling them not to fall asleep but I’ve rewound as far as I’m willing and I’m pretty sure that didn’t happen
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Clapping when we land then burning the pilot for witchcraft
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“We asked all the gangs in the department and they said nah”
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If you’re trapped in a creepy town maybe just sleep in the van instead of an abandoned house idk
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😎👍
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Mr Pussy presents: Searching for Fetterman
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Maybe the best list on this app
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“Drop” taking it back to the old school
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Also one of the best penguins. A true triple threat
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Also pretty crazy there hasn’t been any Freddy in this movie for like 1/3 its runtime
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We love a karate lady don’t we folks?
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Of course Elm Street is in Ohio
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The Twerpler feels like an era-appropriate villain for the US on multiple levels tbh
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Herd immunity
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This is because wooden shoes are antimicrobial