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They should give Lee Corso’s chair on Gameday to Gunther. But instead of the mascot gimmick, he just rips Pat Mac’s head off every Saturday Morning.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Fear not Catholics, Isabella Rossellini and Ralph Fiennes are stirring up all sorts of conclave drama to ensure our next pope is dope af.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t remember a player I have ever had less faith in than I do right now with Triston Casas. Geezus what a bum. #redsox

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Let Jahmai pitch! #redsox

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The good news, Red Sox fans, is that we will almost certainly get to see a position player pitch tonight in Tampa. Who will it be?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

There needs to be a Masters Jim Nantz feature on the Calm App. I’d nap so hard to that shit.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

BRING BACK BOBBY DALBEC #redsox

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It is time to sit Triston Casas. He is lost at the plate and in the field. #redsox

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

🗣️SIRI, PLAY DIRTY WATER! LFG RED SOX!!!!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Someone needs to give me some optimism on this Red Sox team. Because it looks an awful lot like 2024.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I honestly can’t remember the last time the Red Sox put up a crooked number in an inning.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Why does Alex Cora refuse to bunt?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Really wish I’d have been productive at work today rather than watch the Red Sox get their shit mixed.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

KISS were the original juggalos.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My work is mysterious and important.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

A cat cafe across the street from a church Cats & Dogma

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

People forget that Gene was his middle name, short for Genesis. Sega Genesis Hackman

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

The Jacksonville Jaguars should only travel to away games via owner Shahid Khan’s 400 foot super yacht. Play a port city heavy schedule and just have the Lineman carry the boat over dry land like oxen fording a river.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Dear DOGE MGMT, Per your directive, here is my weekly recap: 1.) Wrote her off for the 10th time today. 2.) Practiced all the things I would say. 3.) Lost my nerve. 4.) Took her back. 5.) Made her dessert. Sincerely, Bryan Keith Holland, PHD.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Dear DOGE MGMT, Per your directive, here is my weekly recap: 1.) I stand up next to a mountain. 2.) I chop it down with the end of my hand. 3.) Repeated steps 1 & 2. (Different mountain) 4.) I pick up all the pieces. 5.) Make an island. Also, might raise a lil sand Best, James M. Hendrix

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Where is Dana Carvey?

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments