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When people say "Thirst Trap" I think of a Fanta vending machine in the desert, but when you put your money in, that's when they get you with the BIG NET!!!!!!

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Alexa, play "White Flag" by Dido... Lmao

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39 years ago one of the greatest gaming franchises started. Happy anniversary to The Legend of Zelda!

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You're ready to bake your first cake and can't wait to get into that batter mixing action. It's the best bit. But oh no, there are lumps in the flour that will ruin it, turning this into an entirely frustrating experience. Only one thing to do then. "Cope and Sieve"

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The best part of Final Fantasy 8 is Triple Triad. The worst part of Final Fantasy 8 is the rest of the game. Flashbacks, ages between saves, the draw system making each fight twice as long. Never finished it, never will.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Throwing out a #promosky looking for mutual shitposters and people who attract drama because life is boring. Don't think too hard about it, and don't tell me da.

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In China they're painting Donkeys to look like Zebras. In the USA they're painting their Donkeys orange and calling them "Mr. President"

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Do you think Trump and Elon kiss in private? Or do they keep a small audience around at all times to watch?

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So do you guys even get the day off for "Gulf of America Day" or is it like most holidays where you have to work and sell flags?

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Fuck you, I'm back

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OH HI BLUESKY, this is our first post! 😄 Just passing by to announce that the beta for our game 33 Immortals is LIVE! ✨ Wanna check what a 33-player co-op roguelike game looks like? Head to the Epic Games Store or the Xbox Insider Hub to download the game and join the rebellion! See you there!

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

You ever sit and look at the about me/bio and realise a 300 character limit really isn't an issue because you know absolutely nothing about yourself?

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This one looks serious lads. Hopefully it'll be grand but I hope you're all safe. There may not be a stream tomorrow if the electric is out!

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Throwing out another #promosky because I'm fundamentally flawed as a person and as a non-person it probably gets worse. Likes: #Shitposting #Gaming (RPG / MMO leaning) #memes Eurobros especially welcome. #Twitch #Streamer too! I also fight anxiety and win the battles, the war is a draw so far.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Fragile Musk: The new fragrance for the man in your life that pays someone to play path of exile 2 for them because they're so desperate for validation from everyone. Hints of cheese, tangerine, sweat, and ivermectin. Warning: contains right wing nuts.

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Meanwhile in the EU:

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Is this a haiku?

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💪🏾This week, our leadership at Intrepid Studios did a strategy summit that has put me in such an inspired mood. Lots of things in the works for #AshesofCreation! 🥳 Creating MMOs is no easy feat, and open development has been an extremely interesting journey.

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It's 01:17am why are you still here at this time?

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What's your FIRST mmorpg and your FAVOURITE mmorpg? My first was "Legend of Mir 2" an isometric mmo from 2001 that blew my mind by sheer player count (barely 1000 then lmao). Favourite? Probably early Lineage 2. Until it became a P2W piece of crap lol. Hoping Ashes steals top spot someday soon!

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Me: I need to start making YouTube videos and content. Also me: I have no idea what I can make, what I should make, and what I actually know enough about it make. Result: anxiety and procrastination

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I'm going to bed. I'm buried under an avalanche of my own salt lol. Tomorrow will be a better day.

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Took less than 2 days for Plunderstorm to be ruined by: 1. People playing a mode they have no interest in for rewards they "NEED". 2. People who have no intention of playing, they just want to fuck the match up for others. 3. Bots (because you can't ban your main revenue stream)

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Anyone here play #WoW as in #worldofwarcraft as in, fucking #PLUNDERSTORM. I don't care that YOU hate it. I don't care if EVERYONE hates it. Cos I'm gonna enjoy the shit out of it, and I don't even play retail so fuck the rewards. I'm in it for the love of the game bitches.

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TES IV Oblivion had everything. Everything. Amazing game lmao.

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Remember when you couldn't say words like "fuck"? I don't lmao. These days some people can't or won't say "dead" or "Winnie the pooh" on the fuckin internet of all places.

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I'm working through Elden Ring without summons. Never finished it, and now fighting Radahn for the first time. I feel bad cos I'm ruining the festival by trying to solo it. They plan this "festival" then some guy rocks up to yolo it lol. Can't fucking beat him anyway lmao. More stream tonight!

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I've bought an #ashesofcreation key but barely played. Why? Well it's the kind of game I would want to make. On top of that when I did play it felt like a super early alpha build, which is what was advertised. Which gives me hope, because it's not another "Alpha" that's 2 weeks from release...

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Fucking love the snow.

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#MarvelRivals or #Overwatch? What's your opinions? I'm personally biased against OW2 because I'm a lil bitch and don't like the changes from the original game. Genuinely interested in everyone else's take on it as a result. I CAN say I'm enjoying Marvel Rivals gameplay at least! #gaming

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

AI art isn't great in general, but it is hilarious when you want see the last supper but everyone is a potato instead.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

My "suggested accounts" is now rammed full of onlyfans "models. I don't want to quench my thirst I want to follow #memes and #gamers lmao.

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