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If Dems were in charge, the right-wing disinfo machine would be churning out viral speculation that the pilots were unqualified black and trans DEI hires So yeah let’s not be afraid to link Trump’s DUI Defense Secretary to the fact that this passenger jet was hit by a military helicopter

Israel: called Biden’s bluff for a year, refused to rein in its war or allow flow of humanitarian aid Biden: blinks, continues sending weapons to Bibi TikTok: calls Biden’s bluff, refuses to sell itself Biden: blinks, now says we can’t strip away the livelihoods of content creators

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

I know at least three friends who’ve been hosting “no loads refused” gangbangs for literal years, BUT they’re still neg. Their secret? Ivermectin enemas

The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this

It’s ok when it’s appropriation not appreciation

I’m obsessed with Tokyo

Hard to swallow pills: 1) if Bernie won in 2020, he would’ve governed in mostly the same way as Biden 2) it was thanks to Manchin, an S tier value-over-replacement senator, that Dems were able to enact a Rooseveltian domestic agenda 3) leftist culture warriors repel most voters

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

They told me apartments destroy property values for homeowners, but this affordable housing got built 100ft from the single family home I own, and my property values continue to go up How do you explain this?

Me: we need more housing Advocates: no, we need more *affordable housing* Me: ok, but those need subsidies. how will you pay for this? Advocates: *propose a funding source that only covers a few hundred units a year* And that, my friends, is why we have so little housing

The dress on the left is so bad. What is this country coming to that the White House can’t even afford a stylist for a holiday they’re hosting?

This site is boring

The Gen Z electorate is them and that is why we are cooked.

Nominations for person of the year 2024: Charli XCX Zendaya The staff at the International Criminal Court Lindsay Lohan's plastic surgeon Donald Trump if and only if he goes on Ozempic The guy who shot the UHC CEO

Tulsi Gabbard waiting to see if the Syrians publish Assad’s files before her confirmation hearing.

Bluesky needs more stuff like this

Golden hour

There are 283 million registered vehicles in the US. There are six parking spaces for each car, most of them free. Federal, state & local governments spend $200 billion a year on roads, less than half of which is funded by fees & taxes on drivers. If you imagine a war on cars, get a fucking grip.

Thoughts on the Hunter Biden pardon?

Blue Sky is boring

Biden should order the military to place Donald Trump under house arrest next

This is all the Russians have been able to take in almost a year, at the cost of about 1500 men A DAY. You heard that right, 1500 PER DAY

I prefer my men to have slight f*gcents

one of my iron clad beliefs is that there are very few actual “schemes” in the world. instead, there are just a lot of stupid, venal people and quite a few of them hold positions of real power and authority

Starmer is bad. Trump is bad. Pope is bad. Macron is bad. This isn’t rocket science

The real horseshoe theory is less ideological than it is attention-seeking narcissists coalescing around hatred of the liberals in their upper-class milieu and the liberal institutions that get in the way of them realizing their personal hero's journeys.

The day after Thanksgiving is for perfect for the Motown playlist

grandma got run over by a reindeer!!! and now this street is a vision zero corridor