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i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)
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For comparison for those who don’t live in DC: Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

큰 대장 도마뱀

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

making up a headcanon where the soldiers who voluntarily stay enlisted under the fascism government are maliciously complying because they marched kinda wrong is the same as when the queen wore a different piece of jewelry than normal and people were like omg epic own, she sure showed him!

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Jeremy Clarkson on every Top Gear episode: "If you drive an Audi A3, you're either a deputy headteacher or you voted for Nick Clegg. I'm sorry, but it's true" Me, 12 years old and barely sentient: "sure I'll take whatever he just said as gospel"

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submitted 11 hours ago • 18 comments

Millie enjoying herself to an all you can eat buffet

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

His suit is taking shape nicely

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

Trump's stupid military parade being sponsored by Coinbase is fully taking me out. hitherto unseen levels of national humiliation holy shit

submitted 5 hours ago • 11 comments

china you've seen now in full display how weak and disorganized our military is, the time is right

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

Queenie doodles I did to get warmed up #furry #furryart #queendelroseart

submitted 6 hours ago • 16 comments

Bump!

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Bro c’mon. Man up. We’re all getting a group commission where this artist draws us as force feminized bimbos in peril. Why don’t you want to get your self insert girled up too? Are you a pussy?

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

why did nobody tell me the plot of White Knuckle is you have to climb because you're being chased by a hivemind slime monster that absorbs any humans it touches at the atomic level, I didn't know that one of the best roguelikes of 2025 was also a fetish game

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

had a dream last night that they extended the tube to run to new york and the map looked like this

submitted 377 days ago • 7 comments

I DID IT Self indulgent birthday animation, after all these years Maybe color later…

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

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tyler the creator unfollow me now.jpg

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oh my god 117 individual pages of model sheets and visdev materials for the cancelled 90s CATS animated adaptation have been found and scanned and put up for us all, this is... like, the holy grail? like you've all seen this, but now we have EVERYBODY www.tumblr.com/eye-may/7857...

submitted 9 hours ago • 10 comments

old in gold ⚱️ happy golden week!

submitted 45 days ago • 13 comments

Worth pointing out that whatever gun law they propose in response to this will almost certainly have a carveout to allow this exact kind of guy to have guns anyway

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

does this to you

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

The fridgeshape has spotted you. #hyper

submitted 12 hours ago • 8 comments

did a little pic for @reticide.bsky.social cause they said they wanted to EAT me and thats FUCKED UP

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

The Babooshka wishes to sell you Turnips, Cured Meats, and possibly a dead Rat. Do you accept her offer?

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Well, fuck. A Bangladeshi lesbian friend has been issued an ultimatum on marriage by her family. She was, in the past, subject to religious conversion therapy to try to 'cure' her, and now will be married off against her will unless she can secure the funds and documents to escape. Please help.

submitted 18 hours ago • 21 comments

Darumi Amemiya! Or should I just say "self portrait" at this point~?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

[explaining milk expression to a US america] ok so you wanna put pressure on the areola and not the nipple, squeezing the nipple is like trying to shoot a gun by pressing the barrel and not the trigger

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Water cooler

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

(rkgk)

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Ok. I'm not saying this *just* because I'm a massive pervert but: If Hundred Line is getting updated, an honest to god eroge route or 18+ patch would be a godsend. Just, artistically the game draws so heavily on eroge influences that I think deserve to be fully unleashed.

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

cw: extreme fat Not gonna lie, I gotta commend the bike for holding up like this with all THAT on it

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

wwe actively acknowledging punk's blood money tweet as part of the storyline is so fuckin funny man, just a full humiliation ritual

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This loss is HARDLY instant, I've been waiting all day!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Choral #critterposting

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

cw: Popping [ com ] Pop all cute boys🎉✨️ #inflation #bursting

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

hd 2d games be like what if they were just like you remember them from the 90s. but everyone took approximately three thousand times longer to walk across the screen

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I've already depicted you as the concerned baby about to be crushed by a bookshelf and me as the happy, safe baby sitting next to a sturdy bookshelf

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

“Once someone’s in, sugar, they never wanna check out…” So sorry for the absence between drops! My internet had been out since Monday! I've got just a couple more images left to upload, then it's back to OC art!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

*Drew Carey voice* "things you can say on a yugioh card, but not in bed"

submitted 144 days ago • 1 comment

any slightly quirky and humorous british indie rock bands and/or sketch comedy troupes out there: Suspicious Flying Targets would make a fantastic name

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Be careful wandering into random liminal spaces. You never know what could happen. You could find a suspicious bouncy castle or a devious hose for example. ;) As always, you can get full-size files and more on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/Taranimart cw: inflation

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