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steb.bsky.social
i was a speedrunner once upon a time but now I write porn that makes all the weirdest people you know go feral (pfp by @shishkeburger)
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My dad was a very strange man with what I could and couldn't watch as a kid. He once took Contra 3 away from me because "I don't want you playing a gun game" despite having previously kept me up past my bedtime on a school night because The Big Lebowski was on TV and he thought I ought to watch it

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Statistically speaking 9 out of 10 people look way hotter in full body pink latex

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

make sure to tell the women in your life that you call daddy happy father's day today

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

Happy Fathers Day.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

"hey Gemini, how 2 roast corn cob-" i ask my screen fills with a distorted ben garrison cartoon depicting the entire state of Nebraska as nancy pelosi

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if the democrats were running on "the other guy is bad" & winning every election in a landslide, even if they did jack shit of any worth while in power you could be like well they suck but at least their electoral tactic is keeping the worse guy out. but they don't! they run on that and lose lol

submitted 21 hours ago • 32 comments

"does ACAB include Corvo Attano" i post a thread on the dishonored fan forum i created which is just 900 sockpuppet accounts also made by me, and proceed to argue with myself for 2 and a half hours until i get really horny

submitted 22 hours ago • 9 comments

The vibe this morning. [2021 - old gift for partner, mildly edited.]

submitted 509 days ago • 3 comments

AOE (areola of effect)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Sweaty underboob (quite hard to lift them both up with one arm tbh)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

(guy stuff) Takumi/Tabluemi comm

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

not only is it a bad tactic but the democrats are fucking shit at doing it. "this guy says he's gonna deport a lot of people, but actually he's not deporting enough people" be serious for once in your fucking lives

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For comparison for those who don’t live in DC: Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

큰 대장 도마뱀

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making up a headcanon where the soldiers who voluntarily stay enlisted under the fascism government are maliciously complying because they marched kinda wrong is the same as when the queen wore a different piece of jewelry than normal and people were like omg epic own, she sure showed him!

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Jeremy Clarkson on every Top Gear episode: "If you drive an Audi A3, you're either a deputy headteacher or you voted for Nick Clegg. I'm sorry, but it's true" Me, 12 years old and barely sentient: "sure I'll take whatever he just said as gospel"

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Millie enjoying herself to an all you can eat buffet

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His suit is taking shape nicely

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Trump's stupid military parade being sponsored by Coinbase is fully taking me out. hitherto unseen levels of national humiliation holy shit

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china you've seen now in full display how weak and disorganized our military is, the time is right

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Queenie doodles I did to get warmed up #furry #furryart #queendelroseart

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Bump!

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Bro c’mon. Man up. We’re all getting a group commission where this artist draws us as force feminized bimbos in peril. Why don’t you want to get your self insert girled up too? Are you a pussy?

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why did nobody tell me the plot of White Knuckle is you have to climb because you're being chased by a hivemind slime monster that absorbs any humans it touches at the atomic level, I didn't know that one of the best roguelikes of 2025 was also a fetish game

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had a dream last night that they extended the tube to run to new york and the map looked like this

submitted 378 days ago • 7 comments

I DID IT Self indulgent birthday animation, after all these years Maybe color later…

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tyler the creator unfollow me now.jpg

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oh my god 117 individual pages of model sheets and visdev materials for the cancelled 90s CATS animated adaptation have been found and scanned and put up for us all, this is... like, the holy grail? like you've all seen this, but now we have EVERYBODY www.tumblr.com/eye-may/7857...

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

old in gold ⚱️ happy golden week!

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

Worth pointing out that whatever gun law they propose in response to this will almost certainly have a carveout to allow this exact kind of guy to have guns anyway

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does this to you

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

The fridgeshape has spotted you. #hyper

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

did a little pic for @reticide.bsky.social cause they said they wanted to EAT me and thats FUCKED UP

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

The Babooshka wishes to sell you Turnips, Cured Meats, and possibly a dead Rat. Do you accept her offer?

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Well, fuck. A Bangladeshi lesbian friend has been issued an ultimatum on marriage by her family. She was, in the past, subject to religious conversion therapy to try to 'cure' her, and now will be married off against her will unless she can secure the funds and documents to escape. Please help.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

Darumi Amemiya! Or should I just say "self portrait" at this point~?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

[explaining milk expression to a US america] ok so you wanna put pressure on the areola and not the nipple, squeezing the nipple is like trying to shoot a gun by pressing the barrel and not the trigger

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Water cooler

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