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steelbuddha.bsky.social
Fight and intimacy director. MFA candidate. Anarchist. Antifa. All that shit.
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since i started publishing my first comic online in 2002 people have asked me here and there where i get my ideas for them. i never told anyone the real answer because they wouldn't like it, but the real answer is meditation. you have to turn off all your shit and look within. annoying but true

"If you've been poisoned by a big butt and a smile, you may be entitled to compensation. Call the law offices of Bell, Biv, & Devoe for more information today."

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

Welcome to bluesky

AGEISM

“But the email presented Americans with one of the other really perfect responses to fascism: ridicule.” 🙏

kissing you softly and tenderly so you don’t notice i’m filling your pockets with rocks

They justified this Tennessee drag ban using a legal designation: "harmful to minors" They justified book ban / library purges with "harmful to minors" Now they're using "harmful to minors" to push age-verification bills to censor the internet. Understand the connection. Fight them all.

“I can’t please everybody." "You’re not pleasing anybody.” “So you agree with me.”

All but one House Republican just voted to cut Medicaid.

Get a real job? What does that mean? One of the jobs that Richard Scarry gave an animal in Busytown? None of us has those jobs. You aren't a butcher, you read emails and call yourself a Wizard of Light Bulb Moments

my new answer to any question re: why i made something a certain way in one of my games that you don't like

Rent is still too high. Food is still too high. Healthcare is still too high. This administration is serious about cutting everything BUT prices for working class people.

At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.

I just love John Turturro. Every time I see John Turturro in something I get really excited. Even in bad movies it’s like woah, Turturro is here! Cool!!

After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

Bwahahaha. Mar-a-Lago was listed as "Kremlin Headquarters" for a little while on Google Maps. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

The largest handout in America’s history is chattel slavery. Amongst other things, wealthy businessmen stole CENTURIES of labor to further enrich themselves.

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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

If they’re such “independent thinkers,” how come they all wear the same hat?

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

Q: How evil do you have to be to cut a Dolly book program? A: Pretty f*cking evil. Solution: Dolly for Prez! Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton... cc @drjengunter.bsky.social

If you like speakers on your back porch And let it blast after eight If you wear shoes make of concrete And like to drop heavy weights If you like vacuuming at midnight And you're always awake Then you're my neighbor on the third floor And I'm-a file a complaint

if musk survives this trump term you can go ahead and put the whole of the CIA out to pasture

We can't have nice things because so many of you are assholes. 🙄

yee-haw

unrelated i'm sure, but the usda is reporting an epidemic of insomniac horses out there who can't get their prescriptions filled for one night of sleep.

VERY important we stop the SAVE act.

Sure looks like Google News caught the Latin Times using a large language model to write an article picking up on my latest report

🟥 Blindspot for the Right: Donald Trump took to social media to declare victory over New York’s congestion pricing plan, sharing a mock Time magazine cover featuring a painting of himself wearing a crown, with the subtitle Long Live the King. ground.news/article/trum...

They’ll lay you off if your game isn’t a hit. They’ll lay you off if your game is a hit. They’ll award themselves and their friends millions of dollars thanks to your hard work either way. The so-called “AAA” game industry is built on pure indecency and rotten to the core.

I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

an administration consisting entirely of guys who think Skyler White was a bitch and Walt was real cool

"What naysayers don’t seem to realize is that people respond better to a confident liar shouting out answers than a polite expert. Women can back me up on this." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I'm going to retire from my job and start a life of crime, selling jingle jangle to the Ghoulies

IF YOU DON’T GO DO YOUR GOD DAMN JOB

Soooooo we’re all gonna be back in the house by… what, May? April?

We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.

Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

#TeslaTakedown CDMX edition

This ended poorly for Buster Bluth "Police are baffled by the appearance of a loose seal in downtown New Haven Sunday afternoon." www.wtnh.com/news/connect...

It’s about having red hair and freckles FFS and how to be cool with that when other kids make fun of it. By that twisted logic, you’d have to ban pretty much every children’s book, old and new www.cnn.com/2025/02/17/e...