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My name is Kon-El. I’m a clone created by CADMUS using the Kryptonian DNA of Superman and the human DNA of Lex Luthor. I was designed to be a weapon. But I’m far more than that.
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“…I learned to play guitar on my own to…well, attempt Nirvana songs. …I’d imagine your auntie helped you a little. With music, I mean.”

“….Right.” he looked away for a moment “…you said you liked music too. You ever try playing anything?”

“Oh. That’s genuinely concerning…and I thought some of the nightclubs in Suicide Slums were bad.”

“…Oh people care a lot about celebrities in this time period…unfortunately. A lot of them act like jackasses. Myself included back then… …made for good content for the tabloids. Not so good for my early rep.”

“…Dancing, huh? Well, all young folks are. And Metropolis definitely had the best places…… ……really shocked how I could get in there without being carded though…then again, I…sort of didn’t have a name. They just let me in because of who I was. In hindsight that’s sort of messed up.”

“……Look. I’m trying to connect here. What…do you do for fun?”

“I’m probably terrible at this”

“…Listen. I know this must be strange for you. Its strange for me too. I look at you and I see…” he stopped himself from talking “…I honestly don’t know what I see. But…I want to know you more. I want you to know me more. I mean, considering what happens to me.”

“…I absolutely love her…when I look at you, not only do I see myself, but I see her…hopefully you picked up her best traits.”

“…You know she tried to kill me when we first met? Wonder if this is a theme with her.”

“…break stuff with super strength by accident? Yeah…even when you’re born with these powers, sometimes you can have little…accidents. …that’s part of why I learned how to fix things. Because I know I’m a dummy who makes mistakes. And when you make mistakes, you need know how to fix them.”

“Maybe for you. I get a cleaner shave with the mirror. But, I do like leaving a bit of stubble sometimes. Makes me look all sexy.” he has a proud look on his face “…First time doing it though, I accidentally…burnt a few holes in the bathroom.”

“I won’t. And honestly the red sun lamp method is effective but dangerous if you don’t have time to recharge. …And I suppose you don’t have heat vision. But you may be dodging a bullet there. It’s a bit tricky.”

“…Oh god. I was never around to teach him how to…oh…”

Uhhh….no thanks to that rematch please.

“Was I like this when I was younger?” Remembers the time he stole panties, used x-ray goggles inappropriately, got naked with lifelike robots of the Titan girls, would flirt with other women when in a relationship

“I should give the boy a heads up. But…if he’s anything like me when I was young… …horny, immature, and full of myself… …then a potential smackdown to reality would probably be good.”

he sits on the Smallville water tower and just stares at the night sky thoughtfully.

You’re just mad because it’s not you, aren’t you?

snickers Wow. An attitude? That’s so unlike everyone in the Bat Family. Next thing you’ll tell me he gets really moody.

“One time I got a text message saying ‘I’m in the tub. I’m wet.’ And I’m like “Well duh. You’re in the tub.’ …weird thing to message me.”

“I guess with the whole hand claws, thing you’d have to. As long as it’s not exclusively fatal. …there’s also slashing. I mean, that’s arguably less horrifying. Plus you can get artsy with it. Like…Zorro.”

// tempted to make my Captain Canuck here even though I won’t use him too seriously. Although he is pretty kickass

“Thought that was the other guy? The short hairy guy… …not Puck. The other one. …and I mean, you can be the good at what you do with like…50% less stabbing? If that helps?”

“Have you tried…not stabbing?”

// All my RPs are slow burn. Partly because that’s the style my partners tend to go for and partly because I’m a busy bitch with fluctuating muses like woah

// I can’t believe I wrote all that while uncontrollably WHEEZONG AND COUGHJNG

// Just pretend that’s baby Joel, lol.

“……I’m going to die one day.” he looks in the mirror and touches his chest “……I’ve come to terms with that. I am not afraid to die. Not when it’s to defend the people I love.”

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