“Was I like this when I was younger?”
Remembers the time he stole panties, used x-ray goggles inappropriately, got naked with lifelike robots of the Titan girls, would flirt with other women when in a relationship
Remembers the time he stole panties, used x-ray goggles inappropriately, got naked with lifelike robots of the Titan girls, would flirt with other women when in a relationship
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Then there was that time he let a criminal off the hook because she was a friend but mostly because she was really hot.
“…that was actually a bit more complicated than…”
“He’s from the future. I don’t know how to dad! I can hardly take care of myself and my own bullshit! I’m literally talking to myself!”
“NO. We don’t mention that. We don’t acknowledge that. For the love of god, no.”
Growth."
That's /one/ way to say hello after five years away.
“Who…PARKER?!?”
his eyes went wide in shock
“I…oh my god…”
If they'd called first, they'd have avoided calling until both of them were in their 90s. Dropping in unannounced was the only way.
But their smile is still entirely sheepish.