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Amateur baker, professional social media person. Dresses with pockets enthusiast. Manhattan dweller. Swiftie. ⚾️🏒📸
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How’s your day going, Stefanie? I’m glad you asked. I have tried to spell “outside”correctly four times. My brain and my hands are not cooperating with each other today. This post brought you by voice to text transcription

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It’s truly a humiliating time to be an American.

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4 school zone speeding tickets since late March. Do not rank Andrew Cuomo, a menace to the city.

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It’s Monday. The weather has been shit for days . I want to go back to bed.

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Absolutely thrilled that Devers is no longer in the AL East.

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Holy shiiiiii

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I am so incredibly sick of this rain on the weekend.

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Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

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THE GIRAFFE WAS ROBBED!!

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Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.

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The Mets have a dance team???

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No kidding…

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this statement was made just yesterday

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It’s weird outside… there’s a chill in the air but it’s also humid AF so it’s kind of warm and very gross.

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Do I know anyone who went to the Mets game last night and has an extra giveaway? Asking for my Mets fan cousin.

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CRUSHED

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Two pitches. Two outs. TAKE A FUCKING PITCH GUYS.

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I’ve got two good ones: Ate dinner next to Taylor Swift and Paramore in Nashville back in 2009. Shared an elevator with Jeff Bridges when I worked at Sports Illustrated. I was coming back from the cafeteria, was holding my lunch and he asked me if they were serving anything good today.

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Mika’s wife has me crying in my coffee with this IG story about Chris Kreider.

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Damn Jake Walman

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Someone in Sunrise tell Anson Carter that you don’t have to have daughters to be a swifty. Guys can be swifties on their own.

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Just so we're all clear: It's not a coincidence that the first senator they've used physical force against is Sen. Alex Padilla, a Latino man representing California.

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this is egregiously bad and all of these people should go to prison, but this is not what a stable regime who are secure in their consolidation of power looks like, they’re coming unglued

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focusing just on padilla for a moment (and not on noem)—dems are starting to get more comfortable in taking loud and performative (complimentary) action in opposition to the administration

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I’m going to miss Christopher James.

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Trump cheering for Javert at the barricade.

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Paid in crypto. The grift keeps grifting. Remember when he talks about the paid protestors it’s because he’s projecting.

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Thank you for being a Yankee, Aaron James Judge.

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Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.

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FTFY: The president is leveraging his role as Der Fuhrer by clearly and urgently doing fascist shit like having a military parade to stoke his own ego and sending in the military to beating protesters.

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If this Kreider to Anaheim thing actually happens, RIP to my productivity.

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🫡

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469! Aaron Judge Longest Career HR (Statcast) 496 9/30/17 vs TOR (off Marcus Stroman) 495 6/11/17 vs BAL (Logan Verrett) 477 8/2/24 vs TOR (Kevin Gausman) 473 5/9/24 vs HOU (Ryan Pressly) 471 5/23/18 at TEX (Tony Barnette) 470 7/26/24 at BOS (Zack Kelly) 469 6/10/25 at KC (Noah Cameron)

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