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Donald Trump vs. The Media In General

Fished out at least 4 gnats from my wine this evening but I can’t let anything get in the way of me and enjoying this back porch sitting.

I’d like to have a word with the designers at Cuisinart and let them know I just love them for this.

My son has a very healthy and predictable sleep schedule: M-F: dead to the world, needs coaxing to get up, would sleep til 10 if I let him. S-Sun: wakes me up at 6:30 singing ABCs really loud in bed

Gah Bravo is so boring without #RHOSLC

Even the man who left Britney isn’t getting as big of an idiot edit as Tom Sandoval like does Tom understand how much literally everyone hates him?? #Traitors

I just need a place to say this out loud. I don’t even want to listen to Tate Mcrae because her name is stupid.

Are you kidding me central Texas

Sometimes the silver lining of living in shitty times is getting to look back at less shitty times and realize you’re not having to hear about that timeline’s dumb discourse anymore.

Wait what

Yeah idk I think everyone is being way too hard on Rebecca and kinda bullied by the cast. And Erin is so obviously being a shit head #RHONYC

Sandoval getting the idiot edit on #traitors is giving me life. Peacock knows their audience.

Literally the last person I’m taking health advice from is Kennedy. He looks like he’s eaten steak fat three meals per day for the last 20 years.

Me scrolling past an endless stream of nauseating breaking news: omg make it stop I can’t deal with this anymore. Me scrolling past regular news: omg make it stop there are more important things happening right now.

This is so real

I feel like girls with bangs are like the pineapple on pizza thing like no one really hates girls with bangs they just think they need to feel that way.

Maternity photo shoots are always like these gorgeous glowing women in their flowy gowns looking like goddesses and then some frumpy dude in a polo tucked into their chinos completely ruining the vibe

I wish I could tell my younger self to stop wishing you’re older because your hips will hurt more than you’d expect