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stephielark.bsky.social
Love cats and dogs and stuff No politics here Not even a little bit.
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a panic attack is just ur brain thinking about nothing at a million miles per hour

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

She is like the moon— only at her brightest when surrounded by darkness.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I can never forgive you for what you did, but I still love you—and I hate that I do.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese

submitted 29 days ago • 30 comments

Me, heading into the crawl space ONCE AGAIN to find out which pipe is leaking this time

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

Yes I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Sigh I really wish this were an April Fools Joke

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

RIP Doc, Iceman, Batman 😭

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

I can’t believe I just blew all my drinking money on rent.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Having a crush after 35 is so embarrassing. Just take a pottery class.

submitted 35 days ago • 67 comments

Someone, somewhere, is judging you right now.

submitted 41 days ago • 21 comments

[vulture after eating my corpse] wooo pretty drunk rn

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

HERE FOR GOUT, NOT CLOUT.

submitted 41 days ago • 9 comments

Just now realizing how much of a humblebrag coming out of your cage AND doing just fine is.

submitted 43 days ago • 9 comments

Whenever I hear an old person say "thank you young man" I instinctively stick my hand out in hopes of getting a Werther's Original

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

"I'd rather be asleep and not sick instead of awake and sick and playing Wordle at this hour." - Me #Wordle #Wordle1368 #Tuesday Wordle 1,368 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

When I’m dating one- I kiss him often

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Flashback Friday: 13 years ago, I drove from Albuquerque to Pie Town, New Mexico. It wasn't Pi Day, but it didn't need to be. EVERY day is Pie Day, and it was delicious. #NewMexico #Albuquerque #PieTown #pie #pi #pieday #piday #everyday #FlashbackFriday #Friday

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Girl You're In The Wrong Place 😊

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

I am headed to Canada for business. Please have a standard issue moose saddled and ready for my arrival.

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Slow burn girl in an instant gratification world.

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It's so hard to hold the leash, dog poop bag and phone flashlight all at once at 5:45 am, let alone gracefully. I don't know why I am aiming for gracefully at that point though when I can't achieve it under much easier circumstances

submitted 50 days ago • 13 comments

Hate to break it to y’all, but eventually… we’re gonna have to do something.

submitted 49 days ago • 182 comments

Doctor: You should eat more greens. Cannibal: [thumbs through phonebook]

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Idiocracy was meant to be a movie. That’s all.

submitted 50 days ago • 101 comments

My life is really like an episode of "Mad Men." (Just the drinking whiskey in the afternoon part.)

submitted 49 days ago • 7 comments

Took a couple days off from shitposting for mental health but then I ended up looking at the news more which was way worse for my mental health so I guess I won't make that mistake again you guys.

submitted 50 days ago • 31 comments

A cloud angel points to a sundog in our Montana sky... day-off photography of our beautiful state. #Montana #sun #clouds #sundog #beautiful #photography #bigsky #mountains #nature

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Tired: The floor is lava Wired: The floor is java *licks carpet*

submitted 49 days ago • 13 comments

The saddest long distance relationships take place under the same roof.

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

Wile E Coyote wasn't being fooled again

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

don’t you just hate it when you’ve tried absolutely nothing and the problems still persist

submitted 50 days ago • 14 comments

I’m “sleeps with the fan on year round” years old

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

we are living in unpresidented times

submitted 50 days ago • 10 comments

One day they’ll tell your story, and my only wish is that they won’t be able to finish it without also telling mine.

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

Did I ever told you that I absolutely loathe sprinkles?

submitted 50 days ago • 15 comments

If I had a baby, he would always be in that

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

don’t even get me started on that experiment where they split an electron off and it exists in two places at the same time until someone looks at it such dude energy there

submitted 50 days ago • 8 comments

There comes a point where your lack of preparation does become my problem, which is a problem.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Mennonites taking cod liver oil for measles like they're living in Little House on the Prairie days.

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Wish there were a pill that felt like being half asleep on the beach in Belize.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Being a realist means being disillusioned just like everyone else, but just a little bit sooner.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

your dark matter or mine?

submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

Inventor of cardboard straws: what if a limp handshake got soggier the longer you held it?

submitted 50 days ago • 18 comments

I wake my cats up to give them kissies bc those little bastards never let me sleep.

submitted 50 days ago • 14 comments

ME: *dies* DEATH: Welcome to the afterlife. ME: How do I get to Heaven? DEATH: *points* Go up those stairs. ME: What about Hell? DEATH: *points* Go down those stairs. ME: And Limbo? DEATH: *points* Just duck under that bar.

submitted 50 days ago • 13 comments

BREAKING: the Hamburglar was caught paying for a hamburger yesterday and no one knows what to do

submitted 51 days ago • 36 comments