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stephmuffin.bsky.social
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How much time and energy are you spending trying to get approval, trying to be well liked, trying to keep this friend impressed, stay in this coworker’s favor? Take the pressure off. I would much rather spend my time pleasing my dick than trying to please people.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞

submitted 9 days ago • 77 comments

Mullet Madjack might be my new game of the year

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

anyways if you follow me for gaming and not shit updates, I’ve been playing Crime Scene Cleaner and having a blast

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I got my covid booster two days ago and I’ve been fighting for my life (mildly distressed, slight fever) and it’s the worst (totally fine)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

you ever take a poo so heinous you gotta take all your clothes off

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

if you’re gonna lock up everything, have no associates available to help, and then when you finally track someone down and they’re weirdly aggressive about you needing something unlocked — how the fuck do you plan to stay in business?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Best Buy truly is the best buy

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I am about to mcfreakin lose it, Elmo

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

2025 will finally be my girl chikorita's year More crossbreeds coming soon!

submitted 50 days ago • 162 comments

He take egg He take job Now he take mario

submitted 54 days ago • 13 comments

I just heard clear as day LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEE coming from the office next to me to be clear I’m a therapist who’s rumbling why

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

I shared this with a client today and wanted to post it here too

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

god grant me the serenity to lmao the courage to lmao and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao

submitted 55 days ago • 23 comments

oh no I accidentally became useful at my job

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

get me to gods country

submitted 55 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 56 days ago • 124 comments

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

submitted 56 days ago • 7 comments

my boss remembered I like peach flavored stuff

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

the “it’s so over, we’re so back” cycle I’m on right now with work is so confusing I might be in trouble because of some absences during my probationary period but also my boss just gave me a new filing cabinet with keys and a smoothie?????? am I in trouble or your favorite what is happening

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I might not be fired?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I might get fired

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever… uuh, whatever this is?

submitted 65 days ago • 254 comments

Man, I could really go for some Panera right now

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

I can feel my K-pop era resuming

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

If I have to participate in one more Zoom breakout room I will make it everyone’s problem

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I always want Chick-fil-A on Sundays

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

sorry for getting irritated earlier i could feel my clothes

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

i'm going to need democratic politicians and democrats in general to learn to do things that feel bad and rude and awkward. i'm sorry but you folks need to toughen up and tell your racist uncle to fuck off

submitted 81 days ago • 13 comments

when uve been with your therapist for long enough, you can say "the shinji factor" and she'll be like "ofc, your libidinal regression to infantile expressions that result in the bad faith use of others as tools for quasi-oedipal care and affection, like that show i havent seen"

submitted 81 days ago • 9 comments

I think for international women's day you should all buy me one of the games in my Steam wishlist Just a thought

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

my therapist said I appear to get sensory overload frequently I am also a therapist did she just tell me I have the tism fuck

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

submitted 85 days ago • 401 comments

Pocahontas says yes???????

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

We'll say it again: No, 150-year-olds are not collecting Social Security benefits. #SOTU www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

submitted 85 days ago • 80 comments

take a drink every time the republicans stand up and cheer

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry I don’t skeet much, I forget this place exists for 7 to 10 business weeks and then skeet a bunch before the cycle repeats like real life returnal on the PS5

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

what is the greatest sin and why is it playing something loudly or taking a speaker phone call in a public space

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

pigeons is doves???

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

I love my clients. I love my job, I love the work we do. But boy howdy some mondays I’m like please don’t show up today 🫣

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I made dinner tonight

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

okay Doja Cat’s dress???? 👀 #TheOscars

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

my local news just announced the times that protests start at Tesla locations in our area today….which seems weird? it’s like they were encouraging people to go? is this the smallest step toward change?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

me signing up for a social activity: hell yeah me going to the activity: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments