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Mostly repost/reskeet other people's funny, pro comedians' jokes, and sometimes my own tat. Regular new stuff every day. Also support Observer/Guardian journalists mistreated atrociously by the owners. #jokes #comedy #funny #gags #satire #humour #laughs
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Here is a man who is comfortable with the size of his organ.

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Yarp.

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In Crewe we called it a mini-pizza shovel.

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AmazOn His Majesty’s Secret Service #amazonbond

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A reminder that dogs’ noses look like angry aliens.

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just hanging out with the cats... we're playing a fun game where they very slowly knock things onto the floor, then i pick them up! i should put them out in the snow, just for a second... 😉🫶

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If you fill a kaleidoscope with cum you can call it a jism prism

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Those road signs that tell you how fast you're going were bullied a lot in school that's why they're like that.

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brevity is the

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if you're waiting for me to get funnier, please do not do that

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What's your sign?

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No I'm not doomscrolling. I'm doomburrowing.

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Your codename? No, you pronounce like Crassnob.

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I use this amazing 16-in-one product in the shower. It's a: -Shampoo -Conditioner -Body Wash -Face Wash -Pube Straightener -Hole Buffer -Sack De-wrinkler -Tube Chubbener -Notary Public -Horse Wrangler -Tub Thumper -Cursed Vortex -Sekai Taikai -Mon Calamari -Lube Thickener -Lasagna Skeeter

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Turns out Cybertrucks have spontaneous combustion engines.

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Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?

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[board game pitch meeting] SHERLOCK HOLMES: the game is a foot CEO: what

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Even an optimist has to look at current events and say the glass is like 7% full at most.

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wicked tuna but it’s just the smell coming from the mar a lago ladies locker room

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Remember, folks, we all have certain unalienable rights including access to Life Cereal, Liberty Mutual Insurance and the Trivial Pursuit of Happiness.

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I just want to be as optimistic as the rusty motel sign off the old highway that says COLOR TV

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I can’t think of anyone I’d rather drive off a cliff with than you.

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Sorry I haven’t been very active on here the last week my 11 year old has been describing a video game to me.

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This one time, at Man Camp, I stuck a flute in my mouth and supped a fine Espumante with my little finger sticking out.

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Starbucks: (spells my name wrong) Also Starbucks: (somehow spells ‘Frappuccino Ultra Caramel Macchiato with Oat Milk, Extra Foam, 2 Pumps Vanilla’ perfectly)

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Woke up giddy with ambivalence again

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I just misread grisly for girly bloodstains, which raises the important question: do these bloodstains come with matching accessories?

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You can’t go around selling people beans, then call the cops when they fart.

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The void is sick of your screaming.

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