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Mostly repost/reskeet other people's funny, pro comedians' jokes, and sometimes my own tat. Regular new stuff every day. Also support Observer/Guardian journalists mistreated atrociously by the owners. #jokes #comedy #funny #gags #satire #humour #laughs
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Video clip of the day for me. (best appreciated on mute)

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Know Your Monsters (chapter 4) Boogeyman: hides in closets/under beds. Grabs ankles. May eat you. Boogieman: lives on the dance floor. Has moves. Bougieman: lives in a mansion. Eats caviar on top of more expensive caviar. Boobieman: is on Bluesky. Likes your pics from 6 months ago.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Share in the joy of others? - Always. Be happy that they are happy. You sure about that? (sound best kept muted for this one)

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Freedom

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: Pope Francis reported to be in a ‘critical condition’ after some teens made fun of him for being a virgin

submitted 11 hours ago • 52 comments

Here is a man who is comfortable with the size of his organ.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Yarp.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

In Crewe we called it a mini-pizza shovel.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

AmazOn His Majesty’s Secret Service #amazonbond

submitted 11 hours ago • 24 comments

A reminder that dogs’ noses look like angry aliens.

submitted 11 hours ago • 9 comments

just hanging out with the cats... we're playing a fun game where they very slowly knock things onto the floor, then i pick them up! i should put them out in the snow, just for a second... 😉🫶

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

If you fill a kaleidoscope with cum you can call it a jism prism

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Those road signs that tell you how fast you're going were bullied a lot in school that's why they're like that.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

brevity is the

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

if you're waiting for me to get funnier, please do not do that

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

What's your sign?

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

No I'm not doomscrolling. I'm doomburrowing.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Your codename? No, you pronounce like Crassnob.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I use this amazing 16-in-one product in the shower. It's a: -Shampoo -Conditioner -Body Wash -Face Wash -Pube Straightener -Hole Buffer -Sack De-wrinkler -Tube Chubbener -Notary Public -Horse Wrangler -Tub Thumper -Cursed Vortex -Sekai Taikai -Mon Calamari -Lube Thickener -Lasagna Skeeter

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Turns out Cybertrucks have spontaneous combustion engines.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

[board game pitch meeting] SHERLOCK HOLMES: the game is a foot CEO: what

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

Even an optimist has to look at current events and say the glass is like 7% full at most.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

wicked tuna but it’s just the smell coming from the mar a lago ladies locker room

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

Remember, folks, we all have certain unalienable rights including access to Life Cereal, Liberty Mutual Insurance and the Trivial Pursuit of Happiness.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I just want to be as optimistic as the rusty motel sign off the old highway that says COLOR TV

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

I can’t think of anyone I’d rather drive off a cliff with than you.

submitted 17 hours ago • 5 comments

Sorry I haven’t been very active on here the last week my 11 year old has been describing a video game to me.

submitted 17 hours ago • 29 comments