stevecohenfun.bsky.social
Autistic Comedian
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Maybe you already have been, but they didn't tell you and the ghosts were very polite?
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Gotta go for the DDT, next time
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I respect this
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Is this a reference to
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Every day I pray the he names his kid Tkachow
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Notification: Richard Gere has followed you
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More like what if he's letting the kids listen to its mom's music?
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Ugh, another amitheasshole obviously written by AI
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If lemon laws protect automobile consumers, then anti lemon laws force you to go down on Old men in bad automobiles?
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Please do an AMA about this
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There's no room for hate in a Lemon Party
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Dulles? They named a town after Elon's personality?
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(scratching my dry skin) "you got any of them rare earth minerals"
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@governorwalz.mn.gov you going?
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Nah fam, yah got to get loudly hammered so they have to give a fuck about the shitty things YOU say.
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I am not an advocate for separation of art from the artist as I want the best part of me are my peen jokes.
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When you say "Billionaires like Elon Musk" does that mean Billionaires with Botched Hog Enlargement Surgeries?
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Nah, bro... It's the Besan Ladoo or nothing
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Is she ghostwriting Drake's recent album
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Superman is 6'3 and you are 6' tall but without your hair you are at least 7 inches shorter than which means that Superman is wearing Ron Desantis's shoes.
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If Zelenslyky gets what he wants who benefits most? Probably Ukrainians?
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I'm not a doctor but I think you've got a rash
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Sometimes, getting to stab things is all the reason we need
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It's nice to know where Elon is so I can avoid his broken peen
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Nah, Joffrey had an actual personality
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Mustard on dem beats, ho
I'll only use Guilden's, tho
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You know it's fake because Simon Cowell shows a sense of joy.
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I got real anxious reading the start of this post cuz I've got a stand up joke where a friend says "you're nothing like my 8 year old autistic nephew" and I reply "I'm nothing like any 8 year. Cuz unlike an 8 year old... I can satisfy your wife."
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You work for them and they make you pay for their paper?
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What slash who are we referencing?
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I found out 1.5 years ago. Another comic told me I was so I got tested to prove he was wrong. He was right.
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I haven't tried it. Sometimes something will pop in my head and I'll put it online cuz it's better to bomb here than onstage.
And no worries. It's hard to read what a joke is online.
I'm heavily masked to the point that I don't know what I'm doing.
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a) mine was just me trying out a stand up joke on the Internet b) your reply strikes me as correct and since learning of my autism there are things I see people doing that make me go "oh, them. They are."
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That's my secret, Cap. I'm always out of my comfort zone
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Ok, but not the one with the eye patch.
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Can someone photo shop him into Rudy Giuliani