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Brit in the US. Author of 'The Blood of the Cutlass' series. Works w/ homeless, mentally ill & AODA. Milwaukee, WI Please check out https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2
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After a couple of weeks of non-activity, I finally did some creative writing today filing our taxes.

I just changed the bulbs in the basement that either burned out or have been flickering for the past six months, please clap.

Me getting snarky again over on FB:

Send an email to your representatives demanding they list five things they did this week to save democracy, or you will no longer support them.

“I’ve spoken to our members and we’re all in agreement. We’re very well organized - ‘orcanized’, if you will, ha ha - but, yeah, just say the word and we’ll be there…”

*sigh* 😥

Seeing an alarming number of posts on FB which are basically “Will no one think of the billionaires..?” 😬

Agreed. He’s like a Bond villain who desperately wants you to be impressed with how he got away with it.

- Well, it was a good run. Had to end sometime, I suppose… ☹️ - The Bond films? - No, America.

*Republicans destroy the country* - “That’ll show the libtards!”

Villain: Ah, Mr. Bond, I’ve been expecting you. You were supposed to be here yesterday, but were delayed. Since then, I’ve been tracking you on my app. You were 10 stops away only this morning…” - Next Bond movie.

How to write half as a fraction: 1/2

A large part of my job, I’ve discovered, is putting off paperwork I don’t want to do until the very last minute.

I understand that the producers would want to stand down after decades of work, but I’m sad to see a beloved franchise go to Amazon. ☹️ www.bbc.com/news/article...

It’s not a Golden Age, but it is orange.

This servicewoman was talking eloquently about transgender rights in the military on PBS Newshour, but I admit I was distracted by her extremely cool gear in the background.

We’re the good guys. And there’s more of us than them.

Headline after headline, day after day, of cruelty or incompetence from this administration, and yet his supporters are still cheering. I don’t get it. I honestly don’t see what they see. I don’t feel what they feel. Is it just me? What am I missing here?

Time to revisit this clip, I think. youtu.be/NBHHFnUqo5o?...

PICK A LANE (A modest proposal for a method through which we can Resist without going insane and effectively counter "Flooding the Zone.") 🧵

I’m thinking maybe it was DEI and FAA workers that kept planes in the sky all this time after all.

I’m spending this President’s Day as George Washington intended - by getting my false teeth sanded and varnished.

What the hell. Maybe today, Satan. Let’s live a little.

Roses are red Squirrels are grey Gas station flowers Are cheaper today.

Pirates! Treasure! Ghosts! A psychotic parrot! All these and more in my Children’s-Book-But-Also-For-Grown-Ups ‘The Blood of the Cutlass’, available as an ebook, paperback or hardcover. Book 2 in the series due out later this year! 🏴‍☠️☠️ www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVYPN5Z2

Todays code giveaway is for Transformers One in 4K. Like this comment to enter and I'll randomly pick a winner at 6PM EST. Codes may not work outside of the US. Good luck.

When life gives you lemons, barter them for a couple of eggs. No? How about one large one, then..?

I’ve been informed that the service around here is terrible.

Our dog cocking his leg for every yellow patch of snow on his walk is his thumbs-up button while scrolling.

- “But do you know he has autism?” - “Yes. Do you know he has Nazism?”

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

Our neighbors have a chicken coop in their backyard. We’re going in at midnight. Cover me.

It must be grand to be a Republican in Congress, knowing you have enough money not to have to worry about the consequences of the insane picks for cabinet members you voted for.

I suppose it’s fitting that as we devolve into medieval feudalism that we also have a Health Secretary who will bring back TB, measles & smallpox.

A British swan could break your arm if you get too close, but a Canadian goose will slit your throat and steal your wallet.

When a young boy accidentally becomes a magician, he ends up on a crazy quest to stop magic disappearing. "This magical, fantasy story is beautifully written." "I was unexpectedly blown away whilst reading this." Print, #ebook, #KU, and #Audible 🔗 relinks.me/B096Y6J9J2 #WritingCommunity

In my mind, ‘Fantasy Ireland’ was a real TV show in which guest stars would fly to Dublin, get pissed in a pub and forget why they were there while Tattoo, dressed as a leprechaun, flirted with the barmaids.

Without naming any names (he knows who I mean & he should be thoroughly ashamed of himself), it looks like some idiot here bought a Valentines card but forgot to pick up the envelope.