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Transplanted western New Yorker (Rochester), husband, father. #StarTrek/#StarWars fan. Sports fan. #Mets ⚾️ #BillsMafia 🏈 #Sabres 🏒
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Bring him home

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I wasn’t home this afternoon so just watching now. HI GKR!

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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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Good morning THE METS PLAY BALL TODAY 😬

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Watching jeopardy with the wife every night without fail is probably the dorkiest thing we do

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Ryan threw a nerf football at my nuts and yelled “target acquired!!” Idk if I’m proud or mad at him

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

This is the one

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You know what, fucking bring it on. Humanity needs to start over anyway

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

LOOK👀 There’s a #Mets baseball game on tv on Saturday!!! #LFGM

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

me going to New York

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Dr. Neil Stone on why autism is NOT caused by vaccination.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

Glad I have nowhere to go in the near future

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

After almost 4 years in the making, the Enterprise is complete!

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

6-8 weeks. In other words, we’ll see him July or August

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“Strong women scare weak men.”

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Me in a bookstore: Me in a bookstore when they start playing Killing in the Name:

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Using a still from a movie, where are you at emotionally?

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this is what every baseball player looks like when they start playing for the Yankees

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$765,000,000!

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth? Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

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Warning: NSFW

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

So weird hearing Gary call another sport

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What the actual fuck?

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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

submitted 8 days ago • 2240 comments

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Received this via text just before the buzzer lol the way some of your sick brains work!!

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

"Canada has the longest total coastline in the world, therefore we are well within our rights to rename our major oceans. Henceforth, the Pacific Ocean will be known as Poutine Ocean, the Atlantic Ocean as Hockey Ocean, and the Arctic Ocean as the Gulf of Brian Adams." - PM Trudeau

submitted 8 days ago • 405 comments

Easy.. Albuquerque by Weird Al

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#NoContextValentines

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I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

submitted 10 days ago • 90 comments

It's off the charts how much of this cruelty is just payback for the gall of saying "care about your neighbor" in 2020.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment