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stevencw.bsky.social
crummy little gamer, very big homosexual sometimes writing, always being dramatic (he/him)
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I was moved to create an mspaint monstrosity
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I am objecting re: coffee trick 2!!! one time I had no milk so I made coffee put creamer in it then stuck it in the fridge until it was cold and poured it into my cheerios and it wasn't horrible* *it may have been horrible
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me queueing ABBA while they focus for their life: haha this is so scary... mamma mia here i go again
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As someone who has ridden passenger to different friends as they drive down east coast highways during horrifying downpours, this is so real very beautiful to watch gay people beat the can't drive allegations knowing damn well I would have killed them and me were the roles reversed <3 yay <3
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Honestly love to come across this having no idea how to read it, I feel like a Victorian child stumbling on an artifact from the future. What is this? Why is the skinny man with a big head eating a bowl of coins? Doesn't he know it costs 6 pence to buy a loaf of bread down in the markets at London?
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I'm tellin you man, 2024 is the year of flourishes in personal growth under some clouds of awful vibes keep pushin pal we are on pace to be beautiful and fully actualized 30 year olds LOL
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Hey man I'm chill with this but I'm not sure I'm gonna 100% this game and if I somehow end up stuck as a wooden puppet boy that's on you bro. fr if I get gnawed on by a beaver you better pay for my limb filling/buffing/polishing surgery. And bro I promise you insurance does not cover puppet surgery
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is it true that after 100%'ing Lies of P you turn into a real boy? I would be so happy for you. What will you do first with your human knees? Would you like to do reflex tests for fun? Would you like to ride bikes together?
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this is so tough because for a car so unabashedly ugly that it's impossible not to see, it's a shame that they don't have to see every passing gesture of disapproval reverse panopticon motherfucker. the prison is that we have to be looking at it
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just looked up cybertruck explosions in my area, nothing! tough! next time I will cybertruck explosion jutsu, which based on the name alone should probably work better
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I'm far too passive and uncool to do something this awesome and funny but on a walk last month I saw a cybertruck and I instinctively gave it one of those "yikes, get a whiff of this guy" wince + grimace combo. they probably did not see it but maybe the aura made the cybertruck blowup on the highway
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not even close to being tall enough to reach the counter either,,, holy shit
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the comedic timing of not processing what you were doing until the shy guy model waddles into frame is crazy oh my god top tier fuckass bit gg
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thank u legend hopefully next time I see you I can be so fucking annoying about the fact that I can do splits
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goals!!!!
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in part I am pretty aware of the mental benefits of stretching in the morning so if I can actually not operate in my normal amount of morning malaise that would be HELPFUL also a dry eye disease warrior can stand to use as much time from screens as possible
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Dan, please, gay is my sexual orientation my first name is homosexual
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what is she saying!!!