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"I'd like to be a hairdresser...or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers." - Barry Wom
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Things that would make me start going to church again

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We always focus on what Marshall Applewhite did WRONG and never the cool shit - like those dope sneakers or this fun video effect:

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Robert Mitchum's finest work. Dont @ me.

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-We're sorry but your kiss doesn't appear to be anywhere on our list. -Goddammit! Check it again!

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I remember treasuring this as a kid. First time I learned about storyboards. Available for free at the Internet Archive.

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Finally watched Severance and wow, it is not faithful to the game AT ALL!

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What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched your Soylent Green of comedy

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there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big

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I watched Gladiator 2 and they had TWO co-Caesars and that hit home.

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The goodest boy

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Me when I meet another Steve

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🎵 I-I-I-hate bein' alive, bein' alive

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Just saw someone describe RFK Jr. as the Pet Semetary version of JFK, and we may never stop laughing.

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I'm pretty sure the shark wrote this

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Decided to re-pose the ol' woman-repellers but now it looks like first appearance Iron Man is "backin that thang up" all over golden Iron Man. Should probably change it but frankly I'm emotionally and physically spent.

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Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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What's your fav Michael Caine movie and why isn't it Deathtrap?

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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

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I’ve never been on a long sea voyage but I have listened to the song Brandy approximately 7000 times so it’s a wash

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The reason Brooklyn neighborhoods seem so balkanized is because they were all originally independent Long Island towns. Brooklyn is just the town that won out in the end and swallowed up all the others. But the process wasn't painless.

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Someone has had some work done and I don't mean Zelenskyy

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No More Kings is a Jam. youtu.be/3R1tZ6l876Q?...

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Yknow what? The pretty little sonofabitch just might have the chops to pull it off.

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Elon, why go all the way to Mars when the Titanic wreckage is right there--calling you...dare I say, MOCKING you!

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Do NOT give him the money up front!!!

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Me if Elon actually starts sending checks to the American people

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That’s how you write a headline, people.

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That's right ladies, now you too can open pickle jars at home! I kid the ladies though. Ladies give yourselves a round of applause, you deserve it!

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