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There are 159 qualified batters in MLB at this moment. Here’s a quick breakdown of some round number tiers based on OPS: Over 1.000: 2 .999 to .900: 9 .899 to .800: 41 .799 to .700: 66 .699 to .600: 34 .599 to .500: 7

WOW. This video needs to be seen by EVERYONE. If you think this can’t happen to you or someone in your life, you’re delusional. #MAGAKidnappers

The Habs are still the last Canadian team 🇨🇦 to win the Stanley Cup

Well, that was refreshing.

Iglesias? Ugh.

Just looking up Edmonton Oilers goalies in the Connor McDavid & Leon Draisaitl era: - Cam Talbot - Anders Nilsson - Laurent Brossoit - Mikko Koskinen - Mike Smith - Jack Campbell - Stuart Skinner - Calvin Pickard

Ronald Acuña Jr. makes a great leaping catch to rob Pete Alonso and doubles up Juan Soto at first

Marcell Ozuna's bases clearing double ties the game in the eighth

Is this Stuart Skinner's last game as an Oiler? Completely pathetic that this organization has not upgraded the crease over the past few years.

Ozuna!!!!

He's probably the nicest professional athlete I ever had a chance to talk to. Met him with Andres Galarraga (also SUPER nice).

Looked up some organizational stats today and realized that the Braves are having a pathetic offensive season top-to-bottom. ATL: .246/.319/.390 AAA: .223/.302/.332 AA: .208/.304/.309 A+: .223/.314/.319 A: .220/.333/.317 At least they are consistent, I guess. Brutal.

It's truly remarkable that the Edmonton Oilers haven't acquired a legit starting goalie over the last 3-4 years.

Marchand has made himself so much future money this playoff.

The Dodgers’s silence about ICE in LA — and Dave Roberts’ feigned ignorance about what’s going on — is an absolutely horsehit look for the franchise of Jackie Robinson and Fernando Valenzuela www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...

Most games with 13+ strikeouts, Braves in at least last 125 seasons: Spencer Strider: 5 John Smoltz: 5 Warren Spahn: 4

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

Braves SP prospect Didier Fuentes is making a fast rise up the system. Just promoted to AAA at 19, he’ll be just the third teenager to play for the Gwinnett Stripers (after Acuna and Albies). Currently on the IL with a blister. Gaurav Vedak says he’s likely his next number one system prospect.

Riley is piling up the strikeouts.

Hypothetically, if the Braves made Chris Sale available at the deadline, it could really tip the scales for many of the top contenders. If (2nd big if), Sale was pitching lights out at that point, what do you think the top prospect/young player the Braves could get for him?

“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.” @cbsaustin @velez_tx

“Predator” hit theaters on this date in 1987.

tune in to today's @lockedoncanadiens.bsky.social where i called brad marchand "a fart in a crowded car" youtu.be/HstQKXIgLEg

I sat next to him at an AHL game in St. John's, Newfoundland, when he was a scratch vs. the Leafs in the 90s. Man, this guy was a scary dude. Massive mitts, and he would smirk every time there was a fight.

The Braves are 14.5 games out of first place. They haven't been this far back since 2017, when they finished 72-90 and 25 back. Even in the comeback 2021 World Series season, they were never more than 8 back (on June 16). In 2022, they were 10.5 back on June 1 but came back to win the NLE.

Burrito and taco chain Quesada is opening in Sunnyside Mall late this year Quesada already has 1 HRM location on Brenton St

Sam Bennett is probably up to 7/$70 million now, maybe more. If Marner is $14 million/yr, wouldn't Bennett be worth at least $18 million?

Wishing a happy birthday to Dave Parker, HoF class of 2025!

"The Braves Way" is old, tired, and full of shit. Let's get a fire-breathing, pressure applying, uptempo leader to manage (right now), and find a few similar types over the next few years.

Snitker fired yet?

This has some McGriff vibes. Did the Braves make a trade?

Adding items to the store is a fun Saturday night, I guess. Just over 1160 items currently for sale, and more yet to be steamed/ironed/photo'd. Thankfully, I have some good 80s-90s metal tunes to keep me running.

2 runs. Bases loaded, nobody out, score 1 run. RAT SHIT: The story of the 2025 Atlanta Braves.

Michael Harris II ties the game with a solo homer

I ripped Harris II, and Snit, and the Universe took over.

Lineups loaded with 120-180K per year guys have a lot of days like this. Snitker, wake the fuck up, get out of the dugout and get thrown out. Show something.

Fuck off to the 38th dimension. Well, got to get up in 4 and a half hours.

2:07 am. Make this quick, Braves.

Corey Perry, 4 year extension.

If Marner gets $14 million, McDavid gets $350 million.

McJesus

11:15 pm Braves start time for me tonight. The punishment I put myself through for a team that just Scapegoated a Triple-A pitcher for all of the team's bullshit play is truly mind-blowing.