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Cookie jar.
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Don't look at me, we don't even *have* them up here. Clearly something went wrong when the concept was imported from France.
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That is fascinating. I never expected that dysphoria could be experienced virtually like that.
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Is that Grift in the bottom left?
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It's Venom, isn't it.
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Timeless in the "tortuously prolonged" sense. *side-eying Reboot Jumanji*
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Aye, back injuries - famously not aggravated by physical exertion.
Have you tried physiotherapy?
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Oh hey, I did the maths for this one.
Assuming normally high volume and orgasm duration: 21.6L/day.
Assuming normally high volume every second: 432L/day.
Assuming continuous, full-hole gusher: 3075.75L/day.
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Caretaker?
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'Member when people started making custom Miiverse buttons for Twitter?
Yeah, that.
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I heard there was some drama with Atlyss limiting the character creator sliders, possibly that?
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The subject has existed in various incarnations back through the 60s with the underground comix movement, Disney in the 30s, to the "funny animal" artworks of the late 1800s. Even beyond that, the concept of anthropomorphised animals has been represented in storytelling throughout human history.
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The earliest example I can find of a named cheetah OC is from 2005 on Furaffinity. That said, the fandom as we know it dates back to 1990 at the latest. It depends where you draw the line though:
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My conclusion is that between panels the sheep actually managed to fumble it back on, but the wolf decided that he liked the attention so he took one off again.
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This whole time I thought it was "KEEL-ah-fee", like the backbone of a sailship.
Honestly still not sure I understand.
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"Yeah, Bobby Crutches never makes it all the way up so you won't need to cut it after him. That means we can move up Short Larry a bit, and the extra length will let him reach the bottom easier."
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That the hair growth is proportionate to tower height implies a uniform predictable growth period from head to ground level across all damsels. I picture a wild damsel organising her periodical rendezvous and haircuts with her Hag caretaker.
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...Well, now that you mention it...
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DO NOT--
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I recognise this potion.
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If there was ever a man I wish I could have met... 😞
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Didn't she hint at an upcoming announcement the R.E.P.O. collab? Surely she wouldn't have done that if it were bad news.
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What do you MEAN "there was a Cambrian sweetie weirder than Anomalocaris"???
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Midna: "Ey get that bigass hat outta the caption".
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Did you do much exploring before then? The average experience is "get vigour-checked by Margit, retreat to pillage Limgrave and the Weeping Peninsula for levels".
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Fetti looking mean these days. Jaded by all that commission work.
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What's he done now?
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Ow, my brain
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...There's pussy under that habit, ain't there? 😑
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Ayo?
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Tbf, most harlequins are also just normal people under their costumes.
Considering that performance is its whole thing, maybe looking "costumed" is appropriate. And a leaf mask is at least a more plausible accessory for a wild animal than a professional wrestling belt. Machamp. 😑
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Huh. Never pegged her for a marksbot.
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I think I caught a single episode of this once. Something about a peanut parade.
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The closest thing to an objective metric for NSFW is "would you panic if a coworker saw this over your shoulder?"
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Yeah, the Mario universe with the most personality!
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Weeny peenit
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Capcom store in Tokyo, right? I don't even play Monster Hunter, I was just visiting with friends who do 😆
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Dude!
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I thought it was a polychaete? Like, a bristle worm. Marine annelid worms that built mineralised tube sheaths out of sediment.
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Not bothering to look this up, but I have every confidence that the apartheid-baby-in-chief is squatting on the trademark.
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Have you considered hiking? No better soundproofing than the mountaintop.
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Okay but speaking of solar: consider
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That's 'cuz normal English patriots just use the Union Jack, on account of none of the rest of the UK wanting to use it.
Everyone knows when non-Brits say "Britain" they mean "England" anyways.
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Some sort of alphabetic almanac perhaps? An Alphanac.
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Oh, right. Soul Evans. There's your teeth.
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I knew there was some Soul Eater in there. It's a great look.
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It's probably quantum.