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I once chased a bear. I need a place to dump my thoughts on AEW, sports, and the hell that the United States has become.
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Is this a golf tournament or a horror movie? Rory noooooo

Jim Nantz is uncomfortably excited for Masters Sunday at the moment.

More in No, Other People: New poll: “America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.” • 80% of Americans agree • 20% disagree “I would be better off if I worked in a factory.” • 25% of Americans agree • 73% disagree • 2% currently work in a factory

My best Linda McMahon impression

a sampling of the Trumpocalypse news stories on front page of WSJ this morning - where one rich NY retiree in Florida is quoted, prominently and without any pretense that there is a counterpoint to his assertion, saying: “Trump fucked us”

Sorry I had to make this to celebrate today’s Golf Club Double Feature

Imagine if an MLB player took a huge discount to play for their childhood team. The MLBPA, quite literally, would not let that happen. How do wrestlers end up as the biggest WWE marks???

I must play golf with the right people because all of them see right through Bryson deChambeau like I do. Golf media falling for the act is another reason to root for Rory.

The only Masters Sunday that felt remotely like this was Phil Mickelson in 2004 trying to get his first, and he was just tied for the lead. Epic is the only word for today.

"It is one of the most important, consequential days in the history of the sport." Safe to say the Golf Channel is pressed for Rory vs Bryson.

WWE totally messed up WrestleMania with the Cena heel turn. He should've been triumphantly chasing a final World Title. Last year, I had non-fans texting me about Rock & Cody. No buzz now.

America is not ready or prepared for the complete absence of tourists this summer. The anecdotes I've already heard about the high number of empty hotel rooms in Washington DC are shocking.

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Mercedes vs Athena & Ospreay vs Takeshita on the same Dynamite is crazy from AEW.

Loathe Bryson. LOATHE him. It’s good vs evil tomorrow. We’re on a run of evil winning, so I’ll expect the worst but be so happy if Rory pulls it off.

Rory vs Bryson on Masters Sunday is big time.

Takeshita wins & we get Takeshita vs Ospreay in Boston next week on the live Collision.

Got to suck playing with Rory McIlory right now. Must feel like you're playing different sports.

The Real World's Sean Duffy has a plan: raise pay $5/hr for trainees. Seriously. We're all going to die. I wish I hadn't clicked that link.

After watching Sting's final run last year and the Tanahashi experience last night, I wish WWE was giving John Cena a proper sendoff tour. The faux heel turn ain't it.

NJPW Chicago show wildly exceeded my expectations. Goto is way more over as champion than I thought. Ishii/Kidd was a classic. The main event was legitimately beautiful & Takeshita might be the #1 wrestler on the planet.

Ricochet's "bald" chant is now so over the NJPW crowd in Chicago used it Friday night.

Pleasantly surprised by the crowd at this NJPW show in Chicago. I did not think there'd be so many people there.

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

You are the tree.