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stillwilderness.bsky.social
Artist & Problem Child ♐︎ ♏︎ ♐︎ NY
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🎵 Theeeerrrreeeeee Once was a man 🎤 Called Scottie Little Peepee 🎼 He didn't have a peepee

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I've comped/retouched a few XXL freshman class covers and 99% of the rappers are fake I swear

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Big eyeballs check in

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CoMmOn SeNsE 🥴 OK commoner 😂

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My friend had a baby and he never texted me ever again it's been 3 years I guess

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Yoko Ono I saw one piece of her art in my whole life and everyone hates her but she's very important you see

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Igor and I are updating our résumés

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I understand being a model but I don't understand centering all your art around yourself because you're pretty

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Straight to jail then off to hell with ya

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Pretty fucking sad lyric that always gets me: and in the end I felt so happy I didn't feel like me

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First human to ever see an adult Damascus goat definitely got stoned for being a schizophrenic or whatever because who would believe that

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Watch out for those stinky cuties, the skunk, whose mating season is in full effect

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I know Canadians are our neighbors and a huge trade partner but shut up already you don't live here gee whiz

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Oof I forgot I'd already tweeted about processed meat today

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Thinking about the time I tweeted that my wife was mad at me for heating up a slice of bologna with a slice of cheese directly on the oven rack and everyone believed that I'd do something so stupid 😒

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Do you think eating kielbasa will take less of my life force than an American hotdog?

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Had to send some work out and was reminded that 99% of people cannot think on their own

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Going to crowdfund a billion $ to hire Jet Jaguar to kill Elon Musk

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Wait this Janet Jackson song... the chorus is Gymnopedies? What the heck !!

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Breaking news Taylor Swift has fallen in a hole

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Say Drake 🌝

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Fly Iggles Fly

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Thank you Barnes & Nobles

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The find my wife app

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Dill is so luscious I want a lawn of dill to lay in while i dream about pickles

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Yo watching drummers used to be fun now they're all super stiff and have no styyyyle

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We gotta take this world from Everything Sucks to a world where Everything Fucks

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these guys love self-medicating at petco huh

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