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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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The one Kennedy the curse missed...

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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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Poison Ivy destroys polluters, she's already wholesome!

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Where the podcast truly starts coming into its own

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The US once played loud rock music at dictator Manuel Noriega till he surrendered. I bet continually yelling "No one likes you & there's not enough money in the world to buy you a sense of humor" at Elon would break him

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@democrats.org Are you going to try to keep claiming ANY criticism of the Israeli government is inherently antisemitic? Because a lot of REALLY AWFUL EVENTS have historically started as "voluntary migration" amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...

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@democrats.org Any plans for THIS or will Chuck say "someone should do something" again? "In addition, Bukele “has offered to house in his jails dangerous American criminals in custody in our country, including those of US citizenship and legal residents,” Rubio said." amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...

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Maybe it's just because I've been reading the milquetoast nonsense Schumer has been posting but this REALLY feels like it could be about the Democrats right now

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Ricky Gervais isn't some daring truth-teller, he's just a guy who tried desperately to break into Hollywood and failed so he's got nothing to lose there. Had he made it he'd be happily in the audience nodding along with whatever. He's a man of no actual conviction, just pettiness

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Taylor Swift has brought me a lot of joy and I've never spent a dime on her. But watching weirdos melt down because she's dating Travis Kelce is just so damn entertaining.

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I actually did not

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On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican. Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries. We are not going anywhere. Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.

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It's episode two in the mirror universe and things are stressing EVERYONE out! But hey, we get some fun facial hair, at least! #startrek soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...

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Well, everything Stateside sucks right now but this news gave me a little smile. Nintendo Legal must be LIVID right now www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-los...

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@democrats.org Is this REALLY what feels important to be addressing right now? With EVERYTHING happening THIS is what you're wasting energy on? You really don't want to win EVER AGAIN, do you? deadline.com/2025/01/u-s-...

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Honestly it'd be amazing to see DeepSeek actually pull off the seemingly impossible, but it'd also be HILARIOUS to see AI companies have their code stolen. So really, win-win for those of us that fucking hate current AI bullshit

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Defendant: It's a banana in my pocket Judge: May I remind the defendant that he's under oath? Defendant (averting eyes): I'm glad to see you

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Doom The Dark Ages looks like it was dreamt up by a 12 year old and I mean that as a compliment. I've REALLY got to finally get into this series

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In the novel "Moonraker", Sir Hugo Drax, head of a major rocket firm, cheats at cards. He doesn't need the money, but must feed his ego. He's also a literal Nazi pretending to be an Englishman to destroy the country from within. Bond calls him a "bullying, boorish, loud-mouthed vulgarian".

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Showing up at the poker game and getting shot to death after playing a flush five made of pure glass with red seals. The trials of a Balatro fan...

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If any Democratic politicians are reading this, I’m begging you to understand that a Nazi salute in your direction is not a reach across aisle.

submitted 34 days ago • 18 comments

The internet tells me Elon is a bit more like Henry Ford than I thought. Seems they finally ACTUALLY have something in common

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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

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Three cats

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“I’m different, I’m a rebel. I’m an outsider,” I say to the credulous journalist before repeating verbatim the beliefs and worldview of the president of the United States and every person with money and power in the world right now.

submitted 36 days ago • 55 comments

Looking forward to getting loads of PS4 era games on Switch 2 that look great, paying £50 for them when I already bought them for a fiver each for Steam Deck and didn't touch them.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

one must imagine Sisyphus' replies full of insufferable advice from the most literal minded souls in Hades

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me

submitted 37 days ago • 108 comments

PSA: If I’m looking up how to beat a boss, just type it out. I don’t need to see a whole ass video. I don’t need to hear your dry ass mouth smacking as I try and place where your accent is from. I’m trying to beat the Lord of Flame. I got a lot going on right now.

submitted 38 days ago • 189 comments

Never even had TikTok but tempted to download REDnote in an act of teenage rebellion because I think that might feed my mid life crisis need to feel young

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me: super cool slow-mo walking away from an exploding building a toilet: expelled from the fiery blast and absolutely levels me

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