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Stayed there when we walked the Trans Pennine Trail from coast to coast, it was quite nice. Mind you Liverpool, Barnsley, Rotherham and Hull were on the route so it’s all relative!
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Peover? Drove through it today
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At least Clitheroe and Penistone are none league!
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Are you applying?
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Howard Webb I mean
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They’ve never been the same since he retired
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Elasticated belt
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She’s from Stoke so zero chance of that
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That’s democracy for you!
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FPTP really is a ridiculous system
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Geordie crisps wasn’t the advert ‘Tudor man I’d claym a moonten’?
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Che Guacamole
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Do cowboys lay eggs?
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That’s taken me back. We had a Victor and Victrix Ludorum at our comprehensive, think my brother won the victor one year for running or something
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Casterbridge surely?
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True fact Stoke entered a team in the 1890 UK baseball league which lasted one season. As you might expect we came last. Derby did use their old baseball ground though for ‘soccer’ until quite recently
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Wink?
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Here is my dog spit………
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Script for a jesters tear
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Rat would be a welcome dietary addition to the usual scraps and scrapings at the leper gate. There’d probably be a stampede and bloodshed. So I don’t think the Wulfverhampton planning department would give an establishment with that particular name the requisite approval
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Coal it is then
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Especially if there’s black pudding
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Directly from it always, nothing worse than beans touching any other breakfast item especially but not limited to the toast
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If there’s one thing guaranteed to cause a breakfast time war it’s unseparated beans. Had a diplomatic incident in Wales last week on the very subject
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Mein hut er hat drei ecken? Middle school German circa 1978 I reckon
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As a Cheshire resident I can assure you the last place you’ll find our troops is Poundland! It’s clearly a false flag attack from Staffordshire
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Training dogs the Wulfhelm way
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Gave the sheep a night off I suppose
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In South Korea the onomatopoeic dog sound is mung not woof
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So, Debbie, what first attracted you to the 8th century warlord?
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What Staffordshire starts the world follows!
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Wales finest cuisine
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Is Fuck Hall next door to the Mead Hall?
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Divorced? Beheaded?
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FPTP is awful in that it compels people of all persuasions to hold their collective noses and vote tactically at the expense of the party they truly support
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There’s only one Halifax it’s in Yorkshire. Any other town using the name is just ripping off the real Halifax
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Halifax doesn’t have a council, it’s part of Calderdale Council
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Good point and the legs would stand out even at this resolution
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Great parody, such deadpan delivery
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Chough?
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Alnwick?
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You hid the broom handled Mauser in Mr Pips bedding I guess? No chance of the cops getting anywhere near that one!
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Middle Ages- how dare you?
England- what’s that?
This is 8th century Mercia, our capital is Tamworth, and we are sworn to the Bretwalda of Wulfverhampton where we reside in peace and harmony (ish)!
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I wouldn’t know about that sir, I was just on my way to fix the drainage in the lower field
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Knowing Eileen it was probably dipped in Dettol!!
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Takes me back to my 80’s works canteen. The elderly lady that served would say without fail, ‘just think where that ox’s tails been’ to every customer as she dispensed oxtail soup from a large steel vat
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Oozing of hot stickiness
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Never really understood the Cortina name translated from the Spanish as Ford Curtain? Better than a Vauxhall ‘No va’ I suppose
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Ooh err missus!!
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It was a gift that keeps on giving