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A human from Earth. Living on Wurundjeri land. Don’t follow me. I’m lost.
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Spotted a recorder in a secure display case at my local op shop. $5! 😂 Think they have this the wrong way around - would need to pay someone to take it away!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico"

submitted 11 days ago • 671 comments

PAM the bird has been arrested. www.theage.com.au/national/vic...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Straight GOAT of trolling👏🏼👏🏼🔥

submitted 45 days ago • 143 comments

@delphix4855.bsky.social I found your xmas present ‘And remember, it’s not earthed. So don’t touch that casing.’

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

submitted 65 days ago • 478 comments

More fun and profound nonsense from the wonderful Filomena Cunk, with cameos from me and @ProfBrianCox, in Cunk on Life, 30 Dec on BBC2. See trailer here: youtu.be/ByCxxZOwQUI?... via @YouTube

submitted 65 days ago • 11 comments

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

submitted 84 days ago • 1873 comments

The #Brunwick Market is on fire but the street artists just carry on tagging. This is #peakBrunswick

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Dave Milner on fire in The Shot: "This is us. This is mainstream, ruling class Australia." theshot.net.au/uncategorize...

submitted 92 days ago • 56 comments

Shakespeare for the 21st century... 7. “To even, or can’t even, that is the question” 6. “All that glisters is not goals” 5. “Out, dammed Spotify!” 4. “As You, like, Like It” 3. “Romeo, Romeo, WTF Romeo?!” 2. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earbuds” 1. “Alas, poor Yorick. He got ratio'd”

submitted 97 days ago • 134 comments

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

submitted 92 days ago • 488 comments

NASA's Galileo spacecraft caught Jupiter's moon Io undergoing a volcanic eruption

submitted 92 days ago • 128 comments

The bad news: Many people don’t get enough iron in their diet. The good news: One ounce of dark chocolate has 3.37 mg of iron Ladies, that’s 5.5 ounces a day that you clearly need. Sorry guys, you’ll get your daily allotment with 2.5.

submitted 96 days ago • 245 comments

I am not here to argue that diehard is a Christmas movie, I am here to argue that the polar express is a horror movie

submitted 96 days ago • 796 comments

Guys? Bluesky has only 20 full-time employees. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/t...

submitted 96 days ago • 26 comments

Hey gurl.

submitted 101 days ago • 557 comments

Starter packs are popular here but there's one thing people are unhappy with... the lack of a starter pack of random accounts that have silly puns as usernames. But don't worry, your pal Adam Sharp (really must change my profile name to Adam Shame or something) has you covered... go.bsky.app/93DwEW8

submitted 99 days ago • 26 comments

Phew!

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

submitted 98 days ago • 437 comments

Good morning Bluesky. Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer. go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

submitted 99 days ago • 295 comments

For the love of god can this shit stop I drove through a frickin tunnel. It was a perfect good tunnel. It functioned exactly how a tunnel should. I am NOT going to rate the experience

submitted 99 days ago • 68 comments

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On sale at the local butcher: small bowels

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

In a not-at-all veiled attempt to train the algorithm on what I want in my feed, here’s a list of some things I like: art 🖼️ audiobooks 🎧 axolotls bubbly wine 🥂 chocolate 🍫 dreaming 💭 eggs, especially chocolate ones friends games 👾🎲 history home time ice cream 🍦 imagining a better future

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

Bwahaha! Your move Cards Against Humanity.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Creatures are deserting! — The Dungeon Keeper Hello. I’m yet another of the folk abandoning Twitter. Have dabbled in Mastodon and Threads, but I’m liking BlueSky a lot more so far.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments