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stonedsean.bsky.social
Jersey native, Colorado resident, Disciple of Boognish, guitar picker, cannabis slinger, pizza critic, Democratic Socialist, probably stoned, he/him, called an asshole by Bill Maher in 1994.
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today i'm wearing a monacle over each eye and caling them monaculars & nobody can stop me

Summer, Highland Falls by Billy Joel is one of the most beautiful songs ever written.

Herb gardeners who work overtime get thyme and a half.

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Every single one of these complicit motherfuckers needs to face financial, civil, and social retribution for the wholesale destruction of the US. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

I don’t wanna be with someone who makes me a better person. I wanna be with someone who wants to drink, smoke and fuck all day and then go get tacos

My controversial take is that children should not be allowed at breweries.

Today would be a good day for @schumer.senate.gov to step down as the leader.

Just fucking pay for people’s newsletters and newspapers you dumb assholes

This little guy is coming home with me Friday for a trial run. I got a good feeling about him. His name is Bobby.

Nobody writes songs about women named Sherry anymore. Because of woke.

If these walls could talk they’d say shut the fuck up.