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stonedsean.bsky.social
Jersey native, Colorado resident, Disciple of Boognish, guitar picker, cannabis slinger, pizza critic, Democratic Socialist, probably stoned, he/him, called an asshole by Bill Maher in 1994.
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Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

submitted 2 days ago • 57 comments

today i'm wearing a monacle over each eye and caling them monaculars & nobody can stop me

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Summer, Highland Falls by Billy Joel is one of the most beautiful songs ever written.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 61 comments

Herb gardeners who work overtime get thyme and a half.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

substack.com/@democraticw...

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Every single one of these complicit motherfuckers needs to face financial, civil, and social retribution for the wholesale destruction of the US. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t wanna be with someone who makes me a better person. I wanna be with someone who wants to drink, smoke and fuck all day and then go get tacos

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

My controversial take is that children should not be allowed at breweries.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Today would be a good day for @schumer.senate.gov to step down as the leader.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Just fucking pay for people’s newsletters and newspapers you dumb assholes

submitted 22 days ago • 73 comments