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stonedsean.bsky.social
Jersey native, Colorado resident, Disciple of Boognish, guitar picker, cannabis slinger, pizza critic, Democratic Socialist, probably stoned, he/him, called an asshole by Bill Maher in 1994.
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Even more reason why this parade is straight up fascist and unamerican.

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(Me, trying to sound tech savvy at work) Did you guys try googling that on Bing?

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I don’t want Impeachment. I want Imprisonment. Life sentences. And more. Treason is not to be taken lightly. And when this is over we must make sure the message is clear. NEVER AGAIN.

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

defending republicans? that’s a blockin’. defending billionaires? that’s a blockin’

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hiring the Inception crew to enter Chuck Schumer's mind palace and murder the Baileys

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Someone should make posters for all the fake movies in Seinfeld.

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Personally I'm pretty horny about companies going bankrupt trying to automate everything

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

submitted 5 days ago • 56 comments

today i'm wearing a monacle over each eye and caling them monaculars & nobody can stop me

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Summer, Highland Falls by Billy Joel is one of the most beautiful songs ever written.

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Herb gardeners who work overtime get thyme and a half.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment