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I’m somehow on gay bluesky and my feed has a bunch of gay men thirst traps. Don’t know how I got here but yall are beautiful

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my future depends on MEE????

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

It’s really so wild to look back and realize how absolutely crazy I was when I just needed a little in patient and therapy lmao

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Watching sex and the city for the first time and Carrie is truly the worst. What is wrong with this woman

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It’s kind of crazy that I’ve managed to legally change my name faster than getting my wedding photos or videos back 🥲🥲🥲🥲

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Me: I could definitely give birth naturally Also me: crying because I have a kink in my neck

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Omg he’s about to do the same exact thing musk did 🙃🙃🙃

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Heard a song from the 80s reference a "long distance call" and it occurred to me that this is a concept that no longer holds any emotional currency whatsoever

submitted 72 days ago • 1339 comments

Everyone who pays alot of attention to politics right now is losing their mind because it’s really difficult to understand how the majority of people are just like “yep living my life, oh a program to hire more women? Idk sounds good to me, I voted Trump to lower inflation hopefully he’s doing that”

submitted 81 days ago • 68 comments

Elon Musk is like the chosen one of South African apartheid he's like if South African apartheid desperately sought a human form in its weakened state in an attempt to regather its former strength

submitted 87 days ago • 16 comments

gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are

submitted 88 days ago • 77 comments

This is what I think of as a specific kind of ignorance that heavily affects young white guys who work in tech. It says “i don’t know about this, so I assume no one else does either.” It’s new to them, so it must be new to everybody!

submitted 89 days ago • 383 comments

People on SSI receive around $750/month (this may have gone up since I last worked in the sector) to live off of and cannot have more than $2k in assets and savings. The wrath has always been there 🙃

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Finally something not evil and funny happened

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

submitted 90 days ago • 734 comments

Shorts went crazy today

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“this is a distraction” i think it’s time to consider that the right is just THAT comically evil

submitted 96 days ago • 65 comments

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

submitted 96 days ago • 380 comments

It’s kind of insane that considering how much baby/raising kids content that I get on Instagram, I also get an equal amount of content for “losing baby weight” and “snatching your stomach after giving birth” like 🤢🤢🤢🤢

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Every single night while I’m trying to fall asleep, my cat walks across my pillow. Like I am actively using that, SIR

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The thing about DEI is that its main purpose in a corporate environment was to increase efficiency and employee morale as well as expand market reach. The fight against it is literally burning money in the pursuit of… nothing. Culture war nonsense. We’re off the fucking rails by capitalist standards

submitted 101 days ago • 7 comments

Listen, if God didn’t want me to have tequila and taquitos for dinner, He wouldn’t have left me alone in the house.

submitted 103 days ago • 109 comments

How do you ask your friends to head home so you can have some precious time with your vibrator

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

And another third is cop clearly planted evidence and is now sweating bullets that he’s on a tv show about it

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This looks like something musk just told them to create buzz and “prove” that he didn’t actually tank Twitter

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I love my little anxiety dog but I do not love that his GI tract is constantly thrown off

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Starting my year with a bad book…. No way I’m hitting my good reads goal 😂

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Yapping at a party with your friends about someone else is cathartic idc

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I’m so sad I miss a free day off of work next month 🥲

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I started to think about my 2025 predictions but it seemed so bleak that I can’t even do it

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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

submitted 145 days ago • 815 comments

Breakfast for dinner 100%

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

babe don't rot on the couch ur so sexy aha

submitted 149 days ago • 4 comments

the new Apple update is awesome. I definitely wanted everything to be slightly worse

submitted 150 days ago • 74 comments

Just went to buy my man some new savage fenty boxers for Christmas and ummm where tf did all the hot men go??? Why are all of the male models some guy with a 6 pack? I want to see a big boy sporting boxers 😔😔😔😔

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I’m genuinely so excited to change my hair on Friday. It’s been way too long 😭😭😭

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment

I wish people could read

submitted 155 days ago • 45 comments

Remember when songs would have a saxophone riff that would echo through the hollows of your soul? We used to be a real country

submitted 155 days ago • 509 comments

"basic science says there are only two genders!!" what does advanced science say tho 🤔

submitted 155 days ago • 10 comments