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stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Depressed enby with a beard that eats plants. No not that one, the other one. The one with the name. Yes, it’s a real name. No it’s not from porn.
 I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee 🍉
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POV: you’re my bike and I’m riding harder than I meant to

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

In my woolly mammoth era

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

More aerodynamic, but still some to hold on to

submitted 21 days ago • 9 comments

Straight men have a single use and that is reaching the fries from the back of the top freezer shelf for me in the store

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Haven’t talked about my hair in like three minutes It’s getting too close to final fantasy length, time to charge the clippers

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Dad bod? This is a wholeass father figure. But we’re working on it.

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

They gave it to me because they knew how much it means

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Bowser says transphobic queers are fucking traitors and can catch these paws

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

*Blastoise noises*

submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

Omg I’m not a gainer fgs I just eat my feelings and have a lot of them

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Wetter than your ma in a cucumber field (I did a cardio)

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Christ, I didn’t have any chill with the contrast settings back then

submitted 49 days ago • 7 comments

Went to format a memory card and thought I’d check first. Nothing but smut from my twenties, as I expected.

submitted 49 days ago • 10 comments

I cut my hair and wrangled a village worth of gyoza from town Most productive bank holiday week yet

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Imaj calling it Gran Canaria Pride when ‘Banana Crammer Gran Can Bonanza’ is right there

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Bringing back open summer kimono because the tits need to breathe tbh

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Body by Baozi

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

I hear the screaming over a ball being kicked on tv again Being attracted to men is so deeply fucking embarrassing

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Y’know it’s my least fave shirt to wear for treadmill time, but I don’t hateeee how my arms look in it.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Still serving beef, even in my Psyduck era.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

More issues than Vogue, more beefs than Azealia

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

5:00:01 PM

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

I can do more than just take my top off and cook noodles, I guess?

submitted 74 days ago • 3 comments

✨Posting screenshots from The Apps is gross✨ Buttttt Deciding to give unsolicited opinions to someone who has been offline for weeks and has never even looked at you, is even more gross It’s clearly noodles. Fuck off, travelling legs

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Born to nap, forced to cosplay as a tech worker

submitted 75 days ago • 4 comments

Ten months and +11kgs, finally found the door to the gym again. Someone has removed my bright pink dumbbells. This will not go unpunished.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Remember how in American Dad Stan had those activation phrases that no one would normally think to say, like “I’m getting fed up of this orgasm”? Well. New Rebecca Black album slaps so much hard than the Gaga one.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

POV: you’re a website that keeps failing me on the captcha, but it’s because I refuse to call anything under 150 cc a motorcycle and I’m only hurting myself.

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments