stopitwolfe.bsky.social
Depressed enby with a beard that eats plants. No not that one, the other one. The one with the name. Yes, it’s a real name. No it’s not from porn.
I don’t fuck with racists, transphobes, or religions
I do fuck with spring rolls, beards, and coffee
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Catch me when I’m cosplaying as a trad wife one day
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Thick ‘hawks for the winnnn
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I’m not actually a lobster, I just have a red light installed
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All day everyday
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I always forget your thoughts on cardio
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😘
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Yours doesn’t show every section that might not be even at least
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Thank I made it
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THANKS I MADE THEM 🖤
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Oh wait. Was this about your no no bits?
Luke, it’s too warm for this.
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*Flash forward to me cutting open a tofu pack with a buster*
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Emo girls on YouTube taught me how to tie a tie so I can show you now
Shaving, you’re on your own there
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I mean tbh I’d kick me out if I could sometimes when I’m being Too Much
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(This post was triggered because I have a grey beard hair now)
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Oh haiiiii
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Every fucking time I post shirtless there’s a dm of “how do you put on that mass bro”
Bad genes and worse mental stability, next question babe
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I don’t think it’ll even survive to the airport, but here goes
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Plz no kicking
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I knew exactly what I was doing when I posted and followed up with this
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Not the antacid pills on standby because I saw a tomato through a window yesterday
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I will not be apologizing for having big wrists.
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You’ll be hearing from my jeweller
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I’m wearing a necklace, thank you.