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This is America, speak Esperanto

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I have a deadly infection from trusting the fungus too hard

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Just had a customer who named her kid Carbon

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

It's called Slime Toad now

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Heads Shoulders Beans and toast, beans and toast

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We're gonna put you in the penile plethysmograph

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Polyamorous Glycol

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 4 days ago • 152 comments

I'm not a duck It's just a silly phase that I'm going through

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Obamacare made my son gay

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Have you considered the benefits of a crack addiction

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone tried becoming a rock

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Thinkin bout beans

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm edging to glory

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Coworker said "this weather's for bears" and it took everything not to say "oh then I should like it"

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Are you or have you ever been a little stinker

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I were a video game

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Forget not that I have an ass

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

submitted 8 days ago • 214 comments

What if there was a clown that killed people

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Had a customer where his kid was watching TikTok and it said "if you love your mom too, like comment and subscribe" and that might be the grossest thing I've ever heard

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Thinkin of chewing some wires

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My name is Little Bo Peep and I have lost my penis

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Had a customer named Benis

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Coming down with a case of the gays

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Burt's beans

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone tried rhyming bottles with models

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments