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Gang, send me weird ass* music. I got YT Music and Bandcamp so pick one of those. I need more music to listen to and I seem to vibe with that type of thing. *Not nonsensical noise, just either extremely niche, has a weird but neat vibe/sound, or both.

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@warnerbrospictures.bsky.social c418.org/2017/01/26/w... Hope this helps!

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1. Yeah, I fuck with this message 2. This bit must go on

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I don't like football. Hell, I'd go as far as to say that I am opposed to it, seeing as it is glorified gladiator sport. But I also think that Kendrick Lamar playing in the Super Bowl in pure SPITE, in the aftermath of the funniest possible rap beef ever, Is the funniest shit ever in history.

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Reminder for all the self-conscious people: You may not always lose weight, but can ALWAYS gain muscle. Nobody can call you fat if you break their jaw.

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The key to making comedy about serious situations is to propose a much, much more awful solution than what people are suggesting now. That being said, I think men and women, regardless of team, gender, etc should all play in the same league so then everything is fair.

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Man, I'm fucking moving to Canada, y'all can kiss my ass

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🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

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what?!?

submitted 95 days ago • 1665 comments

Can companies stop shoving "What's your opinion on this feature" menus in my face? Make it an option and, if I don't like it, I'll turn it off. You're already taking my data, why tf do you need to beg for praise?

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Einhorn/Finkle from Ace Venture was not a trans woman. That is a femboy. I will now be taking questions.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Shout-out to those punk/death metal bands where it's the most psychotic, demented shit and then the frontman gets interviewed and he's like "yeah, I love snuggling up with my teddy bear and watching anime n shit"

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So are only men allowed in gay bars or can I go on a date with a woman inside a gay bar, unbeknownst to the other people in the room?

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YOU FUCKERS DIDNT TELL ME MOON KNIGHT WAS IN RIVALS NOW I GOTTA PLAY THIS SHIT GOD DAMMIT

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Look at these dumbasses. They think they're just gonna up and follow me and think everything's normal. What fools. Heathens. Imbeciles. You are beneath me.

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What the FUCK is that little piggy doing with roast beef. How the fuck could you do that to another person? That is a life you have taken. A life that you wasted just so you can have a snack. You monster. You scum. Fuck you.

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In case y'all haven't heard about what's happening on the political end, MAGA stupid mashed with Tesla stupid, and now they're attacking each other like morons, and so I say grab some popcorn and enjoy yourself, y'know?

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Sounds fair to me!

submitted 53 days ago • 992 comments

Hey, I'm Sug (short for StrateUpGamr) and this is my #promosky!!! ✨everyday i slowly start to lose faith in the system we as humans have created. everyday i yearn for someone to kill me violently and mercilessly, because literally anything would be welcome other than existing in a world where noone

Gang, send me weird ass* music. I got YT Music and Bandcamp so pick one of those. I need more music to listen to and I seem to vibe with that type of thing. *Not nonsensical noise, just either extremely niche, has a weird but neat vibe/sound, or both.

@warnerbrospictures.bsky.social c418.org/2017/01/26/w... Hope this helps!

1. Yeah, I fuck with this message 2. This bit must go on

I don't like football. Hell, I'd go as far as to say that I am opposed to it, seeing as it is glorified gladiator sport. But I also think that Kendrick Lamar playing in the Super Bowl in pure SPITE, in the aftermath of the funniest possible rap beef ever, Is the funniest shit ever in history.

Reminder for all the self-conscious people: You may not always lose weight, but can ALWAYS gain muscle. Nobody can call you fat if you break their jaw.

The key to making comedy about serious situations is to propose a much, much more awful solution than what people are suggesting now. That being said, I think men and women, regardless of team, gender, etc should all play in the same league so then everything is fair.

Man, I'm fucking moving to Canada, y'all can kiss my ass

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

what?!?

Can companies stop shoving "What's your opinion on this feature" menus in my face? Make it an option and, if I don't like it, I'll turn it off. You're already taking my data, why tf do you need to beg for praise?

Einhorn/Finkle from Ace Venture was not a trans woman. That is a femboy. I will now be taking questions.

Shout-out to those punk/death metal bands where it's the most psychotic, demented shit and then the frontman gets interviewed and he's like "yeah, I love snuggling up with my teddy bear and watching anime n shit"

So are only men allowed in gay bars or can I go on a date with a woman inside a gay bar, unbeknownst to the other people in the room?

YOU FUCKERS DIDNT TELL ME MOON KNIGHT WAS IN RIVALS NOW I GOTTA PLAY THIS SHIT GOD DAMMIT

Look at these dumbasses. They think they're just gonna up and follow me and think everything's normal. What fools. Heathens. Imbeciles. You are beneath me.

What the FUCK is that little piggy doing with roast beef. How the fuck could you do that to another person? That is a life you have taken. A life that you wasted just so you can have a snack. You monster. You scum. Fuck you.

In case y'all haven't heard about what's happening on the political end, MAGA stupid mashed with Tesla stupid, and now they're attacking each other like morons, and so I say grab some popcorn and enjoy yourself, y'know?

Sounds fair to me!

Share it!

happerb newers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (an hour early)