if you haven't had the misfortune to experience the Daily Mail in the UK then you are very lucky. This was their headline yesterday. Though I am unsure how a food can be woke. But then Conservative party leader thinks tofu makes you part of the wokerati loony left
Damn...this is a decision I was afraid I would one day have to make...a delicious chickpea and olive-oil spread...or sensible politics. It is an agonizing choice.
Perhaps you have never met a Seattle techie making 150k+ a year but I promise you they are neither comfortable with their masculinity nor liberal and yet still find themselves in spandex and on bikes pretty often
Several groups of people have eaten it for centuries. Super healthy. It is not political. You don't have to like or eat it but it's ridiculous to make it political.
And would eat only at Hard Rock Cafe. True story - I was running a conference in Malta and a colleague ate at HR nearly every night. While in MALTA. But people like that do not want to travel anywhere as it’s outside of their control.
It’s way too volatile on Twitter, it’s also weirdly addictive. I like scrolling here but I can put it down, with Twitter I just keep scrolling and scrolling; I don’t like that
Real non-woke Americans make a slow hummus, soaking the chickpeas overnight, then simmering them for 20 minutes, throwing them in cold water, peeling them to get the texture smooth, etc.
Oh, years and years ago, I was on Fox News after the TSA confiscated a cupcake from my carry-on, and the host was shocked — shocked! — that they had let me keep the hummus sandwich… This tracks.
This woke leftist liberal post reminded me to put pita on my shopping list as I have two tubs of hummus but am out of pita. Stupid libs and their healthy not-McDonald's / anti-raw milk nonsense.
Checked his posts and I think it was an attempt at a joke, and he Poe's Law-ed himself into a block.
Which honestly makes me like the nuclear block more. It means there are consequences for doofus attempts at "humor" like that.
Mo would like you to know that there is no such thing as chocolate hummus. Some people may enjoy chocolate pudding with a chickpea base which is fine for dessert, but it is never hummus.
Bacon cooked on a hot gun barrel, garnished with string cheese and a black rifle coffee reduction.
Like Jesus wrote in the constitution, before he lost the war of northern aggression and america went to shit because of that nazi communist muslim atheist Obama.
I think our juice glasses when I was growing up started life as little shrimp cocktails. Not sure because I never saw ones with anything but juice in them. Kinda like sewing kit cookies.
I have a Fred Flintstone Welch's jelly jar glass that I've had forever, and about halfway between when I first got it and now, I found one or two more in the same series and I gaze fondly at them in the cupboard now and again.
I had a whole series of Newbury Comics pint glasses and I didn’t have a dishwashing machine when I was collecting them so I don’t have most of them anymore. I really miss the Aladdin Sane one.
My grandma had a couple of those. The ones in our house had a little pedestal foot and a sort of fluted/faceted bottom and then they flared out a bit from there. Probably no more than 4oz.
Hummus is yummus! Good for you making and eating good food. I’m still processing what the heck “Lefty nonsense “ means. It does make me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂 Chickpeas rule!!
I work at an elementary school in a pretty conservative area, we do carrots with hummus all the time. Who would have thought we were indoctrinating these kids to become liberals? I guess the woke agenda is a real thing.🙄
My brother in law is 40 and got braces, they had to increase space to replace a front tooth that had fractured. His co-worker told him that the braces made him “look like a lib.” 🤷🏻♂️
I was doing pre-election phone surveys...I said HI, this is Julie and dude went off in me...Said I sounded like a democrat...
Cursed me and hung up.
is Julie a liberal only name? That would be democratic parents.
Maybe it was my "hi"...sounded too rainbowy.
What an idiot.
Ooof! Their ignorance is sooo embarrassing!
I get that their orange god literally swallows 'hamberders' whole and pretty much has a bit of blood in their Coke. But using the word "lefty" to define food? smdh
on a more serious note, someone pointed out to block obvious rage bots like this; it’s a larf at first but it’s these things (amongst others) which helped toxify the last place. Report, block, don’t screen-cap and give any human ones oxygen, move on
I'm still mad about the closing of a local Jordanian restaurant over a decade ago due to landlord issues. The mother of the family made THE BEST labneh.
All these people misunderstand Descartes. It’s “I think therefore I am” not “I bitch therefore I am.” But bitching’s all they have. Small lives, small thoughts, small brains.
We used to joke about the potlucks we used to go to in this one neighborhood that ‘everything must have chickpeas.’ Yes, those people probably counted as ‘leftists’ but I would consider this more of a regional thing.
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It’s a chickpeas and tahini spread.
You leave out the tahini and you’re just a weirdo eating mashed chickpeas
Ya know, like a demon.
>.>
Imagine wanting to eat the same food, listen to the same music, watch the same movies, have the same discussions, day in and day out.
Being fundamentally afraid and incurious.
And then wanting that for your kids too!
Does Cheeto Jesus make his cult live on hate alone? Dang.
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We don't judge your dietary choices..
Garlic is also a vector, but hardly anyone is aware of that one.
Which honestly makes me like the nuclear block more. It means there are consequences for doofus attempts at "humor" like that.
I'm fond of the end sarcasm myself
GOBBLESS HOSS
Like Jesus wrote in the constitution, before he lost the war of northern aggression and america went to shit because of that nazi communist muslim atheist Obama.
Sad I need to add a /s here.
The last ones were gone by the time I was a teen.
They'd be perfect for little ice cream sundaes.
Looks delicious 😋
Oh you lefty lefter you
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14086091/gen-z-waging-war-sandwiches-ditching-classic-flavours.html
But fr I think some people just get offended at the concept of anything resembling ethnic food
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But fr, that looks like it turned out delicious.
Cursed me and hung up.
is Julie a liberal only name? That would be democratic parents.
Maybe it was my "hi"...sounded too rainbowy.
What an idiot.
I get that their orange god literally swallows 'hamberders' whole and pretty much has a bit of blood in their Coke. But using the word "lefty" to define food? smdh
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You go right ahead and enjoy that woke hummus.