streamjumper.bsky.social
Smoking meat, playing games, and being bullied by 4 cats.
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Normally I'd fall back on "sometimes you have to laugh otherwise you'll cry", but ain't nobody got the time for one at a time these days...
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"I need a vet that can fix spiders ASAP."
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Flail. When you absolutely, positively need to present maximum danger to yourself and others; accept no substitutes.
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Barbed, for absolutely nobody's pleasure.
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Hard to tell if the joke, hand, or grill are worse.
And that's counting the fact that the AI grill has two lids, with the fire burning through the closed one.
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Ladies and gentlemen, behold what the "small government" morons voted for.
Despite every warning sign they were given, they're gonna be completely blindsided.
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So if I capsize in your thighs high tide,B5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mr Coffee with an automatic drip
Always a great song, on such a dumb fun album.
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Yes, but they forgot the measuring cups.
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This is not what I expected on my 2024 BINGO card, and right at the very end...
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"And how deep?"
"Shallow enough that you can reach your phone, but deep enough that you can only barely touch it with your fingertips."
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I am, all at the same time, both profoundly disappointed and entirely sympathetic, with this statement.
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Yep, Plasmoids. And you've got nobody to blame but yourself. You shoulda wrapped it before you whacked it.
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"Kyon-kun, denwa!"
For who to draw, though? Nyaruko.
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The heart wants what the heart wants.
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Nice.
First thing I thought of when I saw that large center item was this...
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The ol' Creeping Drape move. Always an A++ 10/10.
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Hot damn! I live for this stuff.
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We have that too, and since my order is almost always simple, I just use that to blast my way through.
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I've had a few longer waits, but that's when they're truly getting pounded. I usually just get 4 dogs (2 for me, 2 for wife) and maybe a desert item. They'll often have one person fast-tracking the smaller orders as more complex stuff goes through just to keep things manageable.
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Lived a few minutes from one, and totally went there just for dogs more than a few times.
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All 5 minutes of it? Deal.
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He needs to be primaried out HARD. We can't sacrifice the seat for a republican to be brought in or for this dino to be kept around to comply.
I'm wondering if some of his shift might be due to personality change after the stroke.
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One of our boys likes sleeping in these shark and strawberry huts we got and starts out tightly curled up inside, then slowly spills out until he's sprawled out on the floor with just half his hind legs still inside. Then he gets up, looks surprised, and heads back in to repeat the process.
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And her resistance would be almost entirely stubbornness, but tinged with a LOT of pure spite.
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He needed someone to share notes on their porn consumption with, like any rational and decent human being, you know?
Totally not weird behavior... totally...
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But what is Nunu's point value and stats?
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While many of us did think Clinton getting a blowie was disgusting, there's a difference between a blowie from a 22 year old and sex with an actual minor.
You know, an actual fucking crime?
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Scare a moose? That's how you get the extra-hurty fandango.
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Assuming, of course, that "the Mump Administration" means forever homing this guy and naming him Mump as opposed to the Orange Overlord.
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That's some no-bullshit "I will rule your ass with a velvet-beaned paw in a steel gauntlet" stare right there.
I fully support the Mump Administration.
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The GOP sure does love therapists.
No, wait, I misspoke. The GOP sure does love THE rapists.
Much better, if only grammatically.
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Nunu is wondering how many bits of tuna-flavored biomass this photo op is earning him, judging by that expression.
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There's a message here, but I can't quite figure it o-glub glub glub...
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The only time I've seen guys caring about women in the men's room was when they posted friends at the door and tried to keep men from getting in to use their own facilities.
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Do you remeber?
The 29th night of Septermeber?
How about the 30th and 31st?
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Time for a little of the ol' ultrafiggy pudding, Cratchet?
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No can do, brotato-chip. Mr Moneybags clearly says that only one person can own the Water Co. That's why there's only one spot on the Monopoly board for it, and one card.
Now pay me 4 times what you rolled and roll again since you got doubles.
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The kids are alright.
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Because some of the people would have trouble recognizing him without the identifier. And that's after lectures about him at least once a week.
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Learn how to cold smoke stuff and a few bars of cheese, boxes of salt/raisins, or bags of sugar can become worthwhile gifts people talk about for the whole year.
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Now you can say you met him before he became the Green Goblin.
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And now I know!
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On the bright side, they're already used to a sizable chunk of their nation that likes to smoke brisket and talk about seceding, so handling Texas should be easy.
For extra salt in the wound, they should start posting signs in French around Texas.
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I'm not sure I can handle this emotional rollercoaster of a news cycle.
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And financial advice from someone so fucking rich that they have no idea how money actually functions. At the same time, no less!
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Why would such devout advocates of God's will defy his desire to take Donald to where he belongs now that his "work" is done?